This SUCKS

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    I get off of work after a productive day to check my mail and find out that I have JURY DUTY on July 27th !!! :eek:

    I will collect my wopping 12 bucks a day + .16 per mile and be a good citIzen !!!

    Anyone want to join in the fun with me ??? :(
     
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    Actually, I am one of the few that could possibly get into being a juror ! I just work on commision so when I am away it is just my base that I get and I like to make $$$.. My boss won't be too thrilled either !
     
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    Words of wisdom on jury duty...

    "Just tell them you're prejudiced against everybody!"
    - Homer Simpson

    "I didn't want to go, so I figured I'd tell them 'I hate Chinks'. But then I realized that might be offensive, so instead I told them 'I love Chinks'."
    -Sarah Silverman
     
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    I recieved a letter for Jury Duty last month. I was wanting to do it, but was terribly nervous. I called the night before and the recording told me I wasn't needed. Maybe they'll tell you the same thing.
    My mom got called once....
    Defense lawyer: "Ma'am, do you know my client"
    Mom: "No, sir"
    Defense lawyer: "Ma'am, do you know me"
    Mom: "Yes, sir"
    Defense lawyer: "Ma'am, how do you know me"
    Mom: "You were my ex husbands lawyer during our divorce hearings"
    Defense lawyer: "She's dismissed"
    LOL! Sorry, I always find that story funny, LOL!
     
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    Sandy, here's your excuse, show your boss the paperwork that you have to be there, and hell, come here instead! tell him that you were elected for a HUGE crime and going to be about a week or so! :D
     
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    Sounds good ! And I would get paid for it too ~
     

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