This News Story HAS to be about Grandpa right?

[Lewdog]

I mean what other stubborn ass old man on this forum would live through a bear attack other than Grampa Murked U ? Go ahead, ask him if a bear shits in the woods... he'll tell you because it has his DNA in it.

84-year-old man attacked by bear while sleeping in the woods

 

[SweetSue92]

I haven't even been here that long and I agree!!

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

 

[blastoff]

Can you Imagine what it’s like being awakened by a bear intent on eating you!

What would it feel like for a bear to take a big bite out of your abdominal area, furiously shaking his head side to while withdrawing with pieces of your innards hanging out of his choppers?

 

[DigitalDrifter]

What the hell is an old guy like that living in the woods ?

 

[TNHarley]

Can you Imagine what it’s like being awakened by a bear intent on eating you!

What would it feel like for a bear to take a big bite out of your abdominal area, furiously shaking his head side to while withdrawing with pieces of your innards hanging out of his choppers?

Fuck that. Im having a hard enough time trying to imagine why anything would want to eat granpa murked u