from www.badjocks.com Top Female African Track Star Says Unpaid Bill to Witch Doctor Caused Him to Slap a Penis on Her (AllAfrica) Just last year, Samukeliso Sithole was being hailed as the next female athlete phenom from Zimbabwe having won seven gold medals in women's competitions in 2004 alone. She dominated in events ranging from distance running to the triple jump to the the shot put. That is, until a female teammate of hers saw her disrobing and discovered she had packed something extra: a penis. Of course, Sithole was immediately arrested when this occurred back in February but claimed she had a perfectly logical excuse: she was born a hermaphrodite, with both male and female genitalia, and her family had paid a medicine man to cast a spell shrink up the penis so she could be only a woman. Well, somehow this witch doctor wasn't paid in full (How much are you supposed to tip a guy to vanquish your wiener? 10%? 15%?) and in retaliation he made Sithole's penis grow back. All she had to do, she told the court at her initial hearing, was pay him off in full and the penis would shrivel up and she could legitimately compete in women's' events. Well, the court in Zimbabwe actually waited a little while and in the mean time had to have not one, but two, doctors examine Sithole to determine that she was, in fact, all man. No female parts . . . they must have shriveled up by mistake. Despite the doctors findings, while awaiting trial Sithole claimed to have periods and feared becoming pregnant. She was charged with impersonation and causing psychological damage to fellow athletes and sentenced to four years in prison . . although while she was awaiting trial, court officials let her out on bond only because they couldn't decide whether to put her/him in a men's or women's facility.