Things you can do to help save the planet

[Votto]

1 Give the earth a hug
2. Pay higher taxes
3. Stop heating and cooling your home. And no, if outside don't start any fires, that's cheating as carbon emissions are set free to wreak havoc on us all!
4. Use less of everything. Stop going places. Be content just knowing you are unified with those who take all your money in taxes that you are doing a good thing.
5. Stop using petroleum based items. In other words, move back into the caves where you belong.
6. Stop breathing as much. And when you do breath, try to exhale smaller portions of CO2 into the atmosphere.
7. Try to hold in your flatulence. Also, when you do be mindful to avoid open flames so as not to spontaneously combust, thus adding to your carbon footprint even more!

 

[BlindBoo]

The planet doesn't need saving. It will survive.

Burning's good if you're burning wood.

 

[mamooth]

Conservatives shouldn't try satire, being they're so bad at it.

There's a reason for that. To be successful, satire has to closely mirror reality. Conservatives proudly reject reality, so their "satire" just looks like butthurt.

 

[Rambunctious]

The best thing we can do to save the planet is to stop lying about its destruction to our young people....

 

[otto105]

1 Give the earth a hug
2. Pay higher taxes
3. Stop heating and cooling your home. And no, if outside don't start any fires, that's cheating as carbon emissions are set free to wreak havoc on us all!
4. Use less of everything. Stop going places. Be content just knowing you are unified with those who take all your money in taxes that you are doing a good thing.
5. Stop using petroleum based items. In other words, move back into the caves where you belong.
6. Stop breathing as much. And when you do breath, try to exhale smaller portions of CO2 into the atmosphere.
7. Try to hold in your flatulence. Also, when you do be mindful to avoid open flames so as not to spontaneously combust, thus adding to your carbon footprint even more!

Dude, the planet will survive.

Humanity not so much, as you have just proven with a ill-fated attempt to be funny.

 

[Votto]

Conservatives shouldn't try satire, being they're so bad at it.

There's a reason for that. To be successful, satire has to closely mirror reality. Conservatives proudly reject reality, so their "satire" just looks like butthurt.

It's not just conservatives dear.

It's anyone with half a brain.

 

[Votto]

The best thing we can do to save the planet is to stop lying about its destruction to our young people....

But they are at war with our young people

What other conclusion can you come to when:

1. US ranks 48th in the world in math and science but spends the most on education
2. Abortion on demand is a litmus test for getting on SCOTUS
3. Congress refuses to secure the border with around 300 people dying every day from drugs coming across the border, many of them teens
4. Spending has been out of control since before I can remember, which will cripple future generations.
5. Gender confusion is to the point where they are doing sex changes on children, children not even old enough to make a decision to have sex, let along change their gender.