MrMike
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- May 12, 2015
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Donut be fooled my friends. These are dangerous times and given the amount of stress and fear out there the risk of the radical "donut" is not to be taken lightly.
Fact is donuts may be the ultimate weapon of terrorists. While the afterlife for donuts is pretty grim (and brown) they get no promise of 72 virgins but if enough donuts are eaten over time you can pretty much guarantee there will be one lonely (quite hefty) virgin.
They have places of donut worship all over our nation hidden behind clever names like Krispy Kreme or Dunk'n Donuts and these facilities are heavily protected by law enforcement.
So how do we defeat the evil donut?
a) one bite at a time?
b) call the police?
c) ask a donut expert like Rosie O'Donnell?
d) use condoms (practice safe donut)?
Fact is donuts may be the ultimate weapon of terrorists. While the afterlife for donuts is pretty grim (and brown) they get no promise of 72 virgins but if enough donuts are eaten over time you can pretty much guarantee there will be one lonely (quite hefty) virgin.
They have places of donut worship all over our nation hidden behind clever names like Krispy Kreme or Dunk'n Donuts and these facilities are heavily protected by law enforcement.
So how do we defeat the evil donut?
a) one bite at a time?
b) call the police?
c) ask a donut expert like Rosie O'Donnell?
d) use condoms (practice safe donut)?
