The Week Before Christmas

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    To my fellow Conservatives. . . . help me finish this!


    Twas the week before Christmas
    and all through the House
    the members were posturing
    like fleas on a louse

    Leftarded posters were hung, on easels with care
    with hopes that impeachment
    soon would be theirs

    The chairman was frantically putting objections to bed
    while visions of paybacks danced in his head.
    The speaker wore black for her funeral attire
    She babbled incessantly, spewing her ire.

    While up in Detroit, there arose quite a clatter,
    I flipped back and forth for updates to gather,
    Away to the laptop, for streaming I dashed,
    I opened three windows to witness the bash!

    I paid no attention to pop ups and ads
    but heard every word from the Rally and Nads!
    And during the melee, my thoughts did ocurr
    with rapid conclusions that Trump would endure!
     
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    Hey, you should do a stanza about how Trump attacked a dead man and said he was in Hell, just like a "Good Christian" would do.
     
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    Maybe in a song!

    Dingle smells Dingle smells.....
    Like a rotting egg. . . .
     
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    That's it buddy, nothing like attacking a dead guy....
     
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    you spent all that time on that piece of trash?

    obviously YOU were TRIGGERED!


    the fact that you would write so much garbage to insist that you were paying no attention PROVES you paid a LOT of attention.
     
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    You should do a song about how many abortions St Trumpy has paid for in His day.
     
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    kinda like the 12 days of abortions.....

    but maybe many more than 12.....
     
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    ...or how many abortions planned parenthood performed.
    It's gonna be tough to get 324,000 to rhyme with anything though.
     
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    All those women exercising their constitutional rights.
     
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    That doesnt rhyme.
     

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