I wouldn't tell them that to their faces.Good joke: the OP actually referred to the orange whore as a "man."
But this is Daytona, where thousands of people come to watch people drive cars at high speeds around and around an oval track for hours and think that it is a sport, so this just more humor to add to the mix.
There should be a Cuisinart Classic, where we can all watch our blenders go whirling around for hours and hours and see which one breaks down first.