The waiting room

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    An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's waiting room and
    approached the desk. The receptionist said, 'Hello, sir. Can you please tell me why you're here to see the doctor today?'

    'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied.

    The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't
    come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'

    'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

    The receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.'

    The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a
    room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.'

    The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

    The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'

    'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

    The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he
    had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?'

    I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
     
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    Bump for bootneck in his absence.

    Rep away for the Boot man, rep away people.
     
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    Got it covered.
     
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    Come back safely, Bootneck!

    We are all thinking about you and we miss your humour.
     
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    Another good joke from, Boots
     
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