Hot air balloonist and the fisherman

[Stryder50]

The Balloonist and the Fisherman (A Joke for Friday)​

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him: “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied: “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2346 feet above seal level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said: “You must be a Republican.”

“I am” replied the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist: “everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”

The man smiled and responded: “You must be a Democrat.”

“I am.” Replied the balloonist: “How did you know?”

“Well” said the man: “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going, you’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault.”

In the Middle of America: The Balloonist and the Fisherman (A Joke for Friday)

In the Middle of America

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[Winco]

And Your Blessed God is on Trial.

Time to Cherish a Different Leader.

 

[Stryder50]

And Your Blessed God is on Trial.

Time to Cherish a Different Leader.

More correctly known as a kangaroo court.
He has you Lefties shitting your pants it seems, by the ways you all have disparaged him for over eight years now.

 

[luiza]

Explain to an outsider why that is supposed to be funny .

Is giving us lots of facts counted as humour here ?

Why didn't she lower her balloon into the sea and be towed to shore ?

Much funnier and intellellectually satisfying in a symbolic genre --- the merging of two implaccably opposed people who later marry and have three kids .Both hate Tapioca .