The Top 15 John Kerry Campaign Slogans

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    I get this from TopFive.com, a great comedy site.


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    The Top 15 John Kerry Campaign Slogans We'd Like to See


    15> For the Love of God, You Simply CANNOT Let Me Lose to
    This Goober

    14> Fighting for a Better-Coiffed America

    13> Because Being Lectured to in a Monotone *Never* Gets Old!

    12> Endorsed by Ted...um, Danson

    11> My First Lady's Richer Than His First Lady!

    10> Elect Me and I Promise to Sign Up for "Extreme Celebrity
    Makeovers"

    9> Democrats Only Lie About Sex, Not WMDs

    8> Raising the Bar to Knee-High

    7> Look at It This Way: Kerry in '04, or Else It's Hillary in '08

    6> Have I Mentioned That I'm a Vietnam Vet?

    5> Hey, Florida, Get Your Shit Together This Time, Okay?

    4> It's the *Hair*, Stupid!

    3> Kerry: Pronouncing "Inaugural" and "Nuclear" Correctly Since
    the Age of 6

    2> Undefeated Versus Pretzels


    and Topfive.com's Number 1 John
    Kerry Campaign Slogan We'd Like to See...


    1> Kerry On, My Wayward Country
     
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    People from Pyoo-ahl-up have the BEST sense of humour.

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