The taxidermist from Canada

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    A guy walks into a bar in Kentucky and orders a white wine.

    All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

    The bartender asks, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

    The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."

    The bartender queries, "What do you do in Canada?"

    The guy answers, "I'm a taxidermist."

    The bartender asks, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

    "No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

    The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
     

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