C_Clayton_Jones
Diamond Member
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The Republican Party officially filed for moral bankruptcy on Tuesday morning, a move that many in the nation considered long overdue.
In filing for moral bankruptcy, the Republicans will formally attest that they have no morals, standards, or ethics on their balance sheet, and will agree to cease all activity as a political party in exchange for indemnity from any and all legal actions.
Harland Dorrinson, a Washington attorney who specializes in moral bankruptcies, said that, by making its moral vacuum official, the G.O.P. could theoretically break itself up and sell off the parts, but, he warned, “There are no buyers.”
“From Lindsey Graham to Ted Cruz to Mitch McConnell to Chuck Grassley, all of the Republican Party’s assets could only be described as toxic,” he said. “Their breakup value is zero.”
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/republican-party-declares-moral-bankruptcy?mbid=nl_Borowitz%20092518&CNDID=50803880&utm_source=Silverpop&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Borowitz%20092518&utm_content=&spMailingID=14307706&spUserID=MjE0NDE5ODkxNDIzS0&spJobID=1481979104&spReportId=MTQ4MTk3OTEwNAS2
Very long overdue.
In filing for moral bankruptcy, the Republicans will formally attest that they have no morals, standards, or ethics on their balance sheet, and will agree to cease all activity as a political party in exchange for indemnity from any and all legal actions.
Harland Dorrinson, a Washington attorney who specializes in moral bankruptcies, said that, by making its moral vacuum official, the G.O.P. could theoretically break itself up and sell off the parts, but, he warned, “There are no buyers.”
“From Lindsey Graham to Ted Cruz to Mitch McConnell to Chuck Grassley, all of the Republican Party’s assets could only be described as toxic,” he said. “Their breakup value is zero.”
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/republican-party-declares-moral-bankruptcy?mbid=nl_Borowitz%20092518&CNDID=50803880&utm_source=Silverpop&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Borowitz%20092518&utm_content=&spMailingID=14307706&spUserID=MjE0NDE5ODkxNDIzS0&spJobID=1481979104&spReportId=MTQ4MTk3OTEwNAS2
Very long overdue.