The Raven finds teabags a poor icon

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    The Raven does not profess to understand the ways of humans very well. The Raven must ask, why use a teabag as your symbol? Does it not only invite the ridicule of your competetors? What noble purpose does a teabag serve? Do teabags instill fear in your enemies? If so, then your enemies are weak indeed and could be easily defeated.

    Do teabags fill your flock with pride?

    You humans are so strange. Why not adopt The Raven as your symbol instead? Ravens are proud, wily and beautiful. Men fear The Raven. We fufill our sacred duty by consuming that which is corrupt. Is that not your goal? To remove the diseased ones from their eyries?

    Go whence the written stories are told. There you will find my flock.
     
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    Oh, great....Another dingleberry who refers to themself in the third person.

    You and the bASS are gonna get along famously. :lol:
     
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    Dingleberry? The Raven eats only meat. Are you a predator, human Dude, or are you prey?
     
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    Well he's alive, so he wouldn't be a part of any carrion-feast you would attend, Raven.
     
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    The Raven does not only consume that which is already dead. Some prey is dead on the inside, but their senses are too dull to realise it. The Raven eats them alive.
     
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    somebody call a waumbulance !!!!!
     
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    Now The Raven is starting to understand why the corrupting disease is so widespread. All is a joke to humankind. The Raven sees no need for humor, it serves no purpose.
     
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    Dragons like Ravens.

    Preferably roasted with no feathers..............
     
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    The Dragon's head is much too large to fit in the crevices where The Raven roosts. When she is away hunting, we shall feast on her eggs.
     
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    Not a Taoist dragon, as Asian dragons are small and fast.

    Like I said........roasted raven in the 3rd person sauce.............

    And, some dragons (i.e. Asian) have live birth. Good luck little black bird.
     

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