Abishai100
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This is a NFL parody-vignette inspired by the film Any Given Sunday.
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BRADY: I've become a god...
NAMATH: It's all sports, baby!
BRADY: I'm just like you, Joe!
NAMATH: You're better...
BRADY: They'll compare me to you.
NAMATH: Maybe.
BRADY: I thought my best days were at Michigan.
NAMATH: Professional sports is superior, Tom.
This conversation between Goliath-like New England Patriots (NFL) quarterback (QB) Tom Brady and retired New York Jets QB Joe Namath represented real progress in sports-mentorship, especially since it occurred during Brady's secret-Ouija session (conversing 'telepathically' with the spirit of Joe!). Brady realized he really was a modern-day god, thanks to media, sports-marketing, televised sports, and the overwhelming successes of the indomitable Patriots (the undoubted Super Bowl Team of the New Millennium!). Showtime-Joe was the idol of his time, and Brady is the idol of our time.
GOD: The Patriots are like Microsoft...
SATAN: There should be anti-monopoly lawsuits against Brady!
GOD: Tom Brady is an idol of the modern age.
SATAN: Maybe the underdog Philly Eagles will upset Brady in Super Bowl 52.
GOD: I'll eat my hat if that happens...
SATAN: I'd like to see that!
GOD: I bet. Even Ivy League students worship the Patriots.
SATAN: Harvard is in Massachusetts, after all, God...
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BRADY: I've become a god...
NAMATH: It's all sports, baby!
BRADY: I'm just like you, Joe!
NAMATH: You're better...
BRADY: They'll compare me to you.
NAMATH: Maybe.
BRADY: I thought my best days were at Michigan.
NAMATH: Professional sports is superior, Tom.
This conversation between Goliath-like New England Patriots (NFL) quarterback (QB) Tom Brady and retired New York Jets QB Joe Namath represented real progress in sports-mentorship, especially since it occurred during Brady's secret-Ouija session (conversing 'telepathically' with the spirit of Joe!). Brady realized he really was a modern-day god, thanks to media, sports-marketing, televised sports, and the overwhelming successes of the indomitable Patriots (the undoubted Super Bowl Team of the New Millennium!). Showtime-Joe was the idol of his time, and Brady is the idol of our time.
GOD: The Patriots are like Microsoft...
SATAN: There should be anti-monopoly lawsuits against Brady!
GOD: Tom Brady is an idol of the modern age.
SATAN: Maybe the underdog Philly Eagles will upset Brady in Super Bowl 52.
GOD: I'll eat my hat if that happens...
SATAN: I'd like to see that!
GOD: I bet. Even Ivy League students worship the Patriots.
SATAN: Harvard is in Massachusetts, after all, God...
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