- Sep 22, 2013
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Here's a celebrity-parody vigilante tale poking fun at our consumerism-alienating and capitalism-subjective and media-hoarding 'TrumpUSA.'
The more I see of President Trump, the more I'm interested in our First Lady only...
However, I remain an optimistic U.S. citizen and a big big fan of the robbery/profiteerism culture parody films Quick Change and Small Time Crooks.
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY USMB!
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After watching the bank-robbery film Dog Day Afternoon starring John Cazale and Al Pacino, an idealistic Internet-blogging Armenian-American named Ajay Satan decided to blog a dare on World Discussion Forum:
"I dare American celebrity Tom Cruise (star of Top Gun and Rain Man) to join me in a daring PR-stunt gauged bank robbery of NYC's Mellon Bank on Halloween Eve 2017! We will walk in, wearing rabbit-masks, and claim to be PR 'diplomats' of the Trump Administration performing a special 'social deed' symbolic of anti-federalism angst in this new age of capitalism controversies (e.g., European Union, NATO, Wall Street, etc.)!"
Well, Cruise took Ajay up on the challenge after reading the blog on World Discussion Forum and the two met at a Starbucks near Mellon Bank on Halloween Bank 1 hour before the great 'PR-stunt' staged heist. No one arrested them, since the tellers and guards at the bank thought the duo really were sent by the Trump Administration to perform a special 'media PR stunt' on Halloween (especially since Ajay was carrying a video-camera with him!). The two made off with $3 million and gave it to a charity --- The Mario Lemieux Foundation for Hodgkin's Disease research. Ajay and Cruise called themselves The Halloween Hellraisers.
One month later, an anonymous note was sent to the NY Post:
"I have insider-information that the daring 'PR-stunt' gauged heist of Mellon Bank performed by two unknown men in rabbit-masks (rumored to be Ajay Satan and Tom Cruise) and 'sanctioned/condoned/pardoned' by the endowing U.S. President (Donald Trump) when he discovered the money went to a special charity (The Mario Lemieux Foundation) was actually a real robbery! In fact, Ajay and Cruise planned to achieve the robbery and really make an incisive statement about our 'consumerism-obsessed' Starbucks culture (i.e., 'TrumpUSA'). I challenge therefore the American public to laud this deed by the 'Halloween Hellraisers' anyway, since, in some ways, it has brought some pro-shopping cheer for this upcoming Christmas!"
The note, of course, was jointly-written by Ajay and Cruise, and Hollywood film-maker Woody Allen began planning a movie adaptation, appropriately titled The Night they Saved Christmas.
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The more I see of President Trump, the more I'm interested in our First Lady only...
However, I remain an optimistic U.S. citizen and a big big fan of the robbery/profiteerism culture parody films Quick Change and Small Time Crooks.
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY USMB!
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After watching the bank-robbery film Dog Day Afternoon starring John Cazale and Al Pacino, an idealistic Internet-blogging Armenian-American named Ajay Satan decided to blog a dare on World Discussion Forum:
"I dare American celebrity Tom Cruise (star of Top Gun and Rain Man) to join me in a daring PR-stunt gauged bank robbery of NYC's Mellon Bank on Halloween Eve 2017! We will walk in, wearing rabbit-masks, and claim to be PR 'diplomats' of the Trump Administration performing a special 'social deed' symbolic of anti-federalism angst in this new age of capitalism controversies (e.g., European Union, NATO, Wall Street, etc.)!"
Well, Cruise took Ajay up on the challenge after reading the blog on World Discussion Forum and the two met at a Starbucks near Mellon Bank on Halloween Bank 1 hour before the great 'PR-stunt' staged heist. No one arrested them, since the tellers and guards at the bank thought the duo really were sent by the Trump Administration to perform a special 'media PR stunt' on Halloween (especially since Ajay was carrying a video-camera with him!). The two made off with $3 million and gave it to a charity --- The Mario Lemieux Foundation for Hodgkin's Disease research. Ajay and Cruise called themselves The Halloween Hellraisers.
One month later, an anonymous note was sent to the NY Post:
"I have insider-information that the daring 'PR-stunt' gauged heist of Mellon Bank performed by two unknown men in rabbit-masks (rumored to be Ajay Satan and Tom Cruise) and 'sanctioned/condoned/pardoned' by the endowing U.S. President (Donald Trump) when he discovered the money went to a special charity (The Mario Lemieux Foundation) was actually a real robbery! In fact, Ajay and Cruise planned to achieve the robbery and really make an incisive statement about our 'consumerism-obsessed' Starbucks culture (i.e., 'TrumpUSA'). I challenge therefore the American public to laud this deed by the 'Halloween Hellraisers' anyway, since, in some ways, it has brought some pro-shopping cheer for this upcoming Christmas!"
The note, of course, was jointly-written by Ajay and Cruise, and Hollywood film-maker Woody Allen began planning a movie adaptation, appropriately titled The Night they Saved Christmas.
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