The next Disney film to bomb....live action Snow white and the 7....errr...Magical Creatures. Thanks Peter Dinklage.....

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Now that Disney has ruined marvel, star wars, their entire animation wing, and they just finished off Indiana Jones......they are moving on to Snow White and the 7 dwarves..............or.....7 magical creatures.....

They should just take the money they invest in these films, pile it in the middle of the magic kingdom and burn it.......it would save a lot of time...

The formerly “fair maiden” known as Snow White is now Latina and the Seven Dwarves are One Dwarf and Six Painfully Diverse Magical Creatures Dressed in Garb Cast-Off from the Greater Des Moines Renaissance Faire.

The live-action Snow White will be, from all appearances, not only worse than you imagine but worse than you can imagine.

The Daily Mail reminds us today that “Disney announced that ‘magical creatures’ would replace the seven dwarves to ‘avoid reinforcing stereotypes’
after Game of Thrones actor Peter Dinklage criticised the ‘f****** backwards story’ last year.” Dinklage’s comment destroyed six high-paying, high-profile acting jobs for his fellow dwarves, but whatever.

There are a few things that must be said, that must be asked.

First, a question: does Disney have nothing better to do than burn money?

Another question: wouldn’t it be cheaper, in the long run, for Disney just to set actual fire to $200 million instead of producing a live-action movie that won’t make money but will tarnish the beloved animated classic? It’s as though Disney management, owners of a vault filled with some of the world’s most valuable intellectual property, decided to lock a pack of Rottweilers suffering from explosive diarrhea in there.

 
after Game of Thrones actor Peter Dinklage criticised the ‘f****** backwards story’ last year.” Dinklage’s comment destroyed six high-paying, high-profile acting jobs for his fellow dwarves, but whatever.

Dinklage‘s acting skills have proved that dwarves are capable of better roles than Snow White, Dwarf Tossing and Dwarf Wrestling
 
Now that Disney has ruined marvel, star wars, their entire animation wing, and they just finished off Indiana Jones......they are moving on to Snow White and the 7 dwarves..............or.....7 magical creatures.....

They should just take the money they invest in these films, pile it in the middle of the magic kingdom and burn it.......it would save a lot of time...

The formerly “fair maiden” known as Snow White is now Latina and the Seven Dwarves are One Dwarf and Six Painfully Diverse Magical Creatures Dressed in Garb Cast-Off from the Greater Des Moines Renaissance Faire.

The live-action Snow White will be, from all appearances, not only worse than you imagine but worse than you can imagine.

The Daily Mail reminds us today that “Disney announced that ‘magical creatures’ would replace the seven dwarves to ‘avoid reinforcing stereotypes’
after Game of Thrones actor Peter Dinklage criticised the ‘f****** backwards story’ last year.” Dinklage’s comment destroyed six high-paying, high-profile acting jobs for his fellow dwarves, but whatever.

There are a few things that must be said, that must be asked.

First, a question: does Disney have nothing better to do than burn money?


Another question: wouldn’t it be cheaper, in the long run, for Disney just to set actual fire to $200 million instead of producing a live-action movie that won’t make money but will tarnish the beloved animated classic? It’s as though Disney management, owners of a vault filled with some of the world’s most valuable intellectual property, decided to lock a pack of Rottweilers suffering from explosive diarrhea in there.

the girl playing her is half polish so she aint that dark.....just sayin....
 
Dinklage‘s acting skills have proved that dwarves are capable of better roles than Snow White, Dwarf Tossing and Dwarf Wrestling

Sure but his roles still portray a stereotype of dwarfs...but he's okay with it as long as he's getting paid.
 
Sure but his roles still portray a stereotype of dwarfs...but he's okay with it as long as he's getting paid.

Dinklage is an outstanding actor regardless of his physical stature
Tyrion in Game of Thrones was anything but your typical dwarf
 
Something from back when you could do something and it was just funny and entertaining for the sake of being funny and entertaining and no one got offended.




Aqua teen hunger force teaches us all a valuable lesson in less than 90 seconds.

 
Something from back when you could do something and it was just funny and entertaining for the sake of being funny and entertaining and no one got offended.




Aqua teen hunger force teaches us all a valuable lesson in less than 90 seconds.


Yes, because Midgets are just fucking funny to look at
 
Wouldn't Disney save money by hiring dwarves? Little people can live on less pay.

You know, smaller houses and less food and all that.

I don't think that there are as many talented midgets available as there were back in the day. A lot of parents give their kids growth hormones if they think they are going to grow up as dwarves.

Notice how few midget wrestlers there are nowadays.
 
I don't think that there are as many talented midgets available as there were back in the day. A lot of parents give their kids growth hormones if they think they are going to grow up as dwarves.

Notice how few midget wrestlers there are nowadays.
The deformity is discovered by ultrasound and the child aborted.

This might be one of the worst travestys. Like Wendy maybe it will be confined to streaming.
 
I don't think that there are as many talented midgets available as there were back in the day. A lot of parents give their kids growth hormones if they think they are going to grow up as dwarves.

Notice how few midget wrestlers there are nowadays.
Back in the day, midgets were not given serious parts
 
Back in the day, midgets were not given serious parts

I totally disagree. The roles of all of the major player in Munchkin society were given to dwarves like the Lollipop Guild roles.

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Now that Disney has ruined marvel, star wars, their entire animation wing, and they just finished off Indiana Jones......they are moving on to Snow White and the 7 dwarves..............or.....7 magical creatures.....

They should just take the money they invest in these films, pile it in the middle of the magic kingdom and burn it.......it would save a lot of time...

The formerly “fair maiden” known as Snow White is now Latina and the Seven Dwarves are One Dwarf and Six Painfully Diverse Magical Creatures Dressed in Garb Cast-Off from the Greater Des Moines Renaissance Faire.

The live-action Snow White will be, from all appearances, not only worse than you imagine but worse than you can imagine.

The Daily Mail reminds us today that “Disney announced that ‘magical creatures’ would replace the seven dwarves to ‘avoid reinforcing stereotypes’
after Game of Thrones actor Peter Dinklage criticised the ‘f****** backwards story’ last year.” Dinklage’s comment destroyed six high-paying, high-profile acting jobs for his fellow dwarves, but whatever.

There are a few things that must be said, that must be asked.

First, a question: does Disney have nothing better to do than burn money?


Another question: wouldn’t it be cheaper, in the long run, for Disney just to set actual fire to $200 million instead of producing a live-action movie that won’t make money but will tarnish the beloved animated classic? It’s as though Disney management, owners of a vault filled with some of the world’s most valuable intellectual property, decided to lock a pack of Rottweilers suffering from explosive diarrhea in there.

Do you watch a lot of children's movies?
 
BTW, the male midgets on the Wizard of Oz cast including a number of pervs as well as pedos. Judy Garland reported sexual harassment from the midgets, while she was under 18 as the movie was made.
 
Watch this interview with this homosexual woke racist loser insulting a dwarf.

 
Dinklage‘s acting skills have proved that dwarves are capable of better roles than Snow White, Dwarf Tossing and Dwarf Wrestling
Maybe. But I think we are all on the same page when it comes to dwarf porn. Am I right?
 

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