The new test, are you a racist or are you not a racist.

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  1. Maple
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    1. Do you agree with President Obama on his economic recovery plan? / yes no / don't know

    2. Do you agree with President Obama on his cap and trade plan? / yes no/ don't know

    3. Do you agree with President Obama on his health care proposal? / yes no/ don't know

    4. Do you beleive everything President Obama's states about his / yes no/ don't know
    health care plan, i.e deficit neutral, won't raise taxes?

    5. Do you never question any of President's Obama's agenda or / yes no/ don't know
    policies.

    6. Do you agree with President Obama's positions on the treatment of / yes no/ don't know
    terrorists? Reading of Miranda Rights on the battle field? Prosecuting/
    our own CIA?

    7. Do you agree with everything President Obama has ever said or / yes no/ don't know
    done?
    yes no/ don't know
    8. Do you never watch FOX news?/ yes no/ don't know

    9. Do you never listen to Rush Limbaugh?/ yes no/ don't know

    10. Do you never listen to Glen Beck?/ yes no/ don't know

    11. Do you never listen to Shawn Hannity?/ yes no/ don't know

    ANSWER: If you answered YES to everything- CONGRATULATIONS you are not a RACIST.

    ANSWER: If you answered NO to any ONE of these questions, SHAME ON YOU, YOU ARE A RACIST!!!!!:lol::lol::lol:

    ANSWER: If you answered Don't Know- well, you should damn well know, because Obama said so, SO YOU ARE RACISTS TOO because you have not been paying attention to what Obama says and what Obama says is always true. LOL
     
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    I think you omitted the "N." Better go edit that post haste.
     
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    So, by your rational, I guess that means you are a racist.
     
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    Yes, I guess it does, and a conservative one at that. No white guilt here. Lol
     
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    psst...

    That would be rationale.
     
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    Thank you Jimmy Carter. People like him just need to die. No offense.
     
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    I answered yes to #5 :)
     
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    Gee, thanks!

    I always love it when people point out my typos! It's so helpful!
     
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    That's been corrected thanks for pointing it out.:lol:
     
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    haha! i like this post! good job, very clever!:clap2:
     

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