the mommy test

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    This is classic....and true


    The Mommy Test

    I was out walking with my then 4 year old
    daughter. She picked up something off the ground and
    started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to
    do that. "Why?"

    "Because it's been laying outside and it is dirty
    and probably has germs."
    At this point, she looked at me with total
    admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this
    stuff?"

    "Uh," I was thinking quickly,"...all moms knows
    this stuff. Um, it's on the Mommy Test. You have to
    know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

    We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but
    she was evidently pondering this new information.
    "OH....I get It!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk,
    you have to be the Daddy.":D
    :clap: :clap: :clap: :banana: :clap: :clap: :clap:
     
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    :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth:

    What an excellent thing!!!!! haha!
     
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    ;)

    i love it :clap1:
     
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    Not according to MY daughter. Shhe KNOWS that daddy knows ALL!!
     
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    never fear jackass - in a few years you'll know nothing. trust me.

    lol
     
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    Not MY girl!! Never!!
     
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    she must be a little one still :) Oh how I miss little ones!
     
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    Sara is only 6 and she thinks she knows everything. Ask SE.
     
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    LOL

    It gets worse
    but she is SO damned cute!
     

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