Made in America

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    Pres. Boris Yeltsin called Clinton with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried; "my people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"

    "Boris, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you, " replied the Pres.

    "I do need your help," said Yeltsin, "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tie us over?"

    "Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said Clinton

    "Oh and one more small favor, please?" said Yeltsin

    "Yes?"

    "Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Yeltsin.

    "No problem," replied the Pres. and , with that, Clinton hung up and called the president of Trojan. "I need a favor, you've got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to Russia."

    "Consider it done," said the pres. of Trojan

    "Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide."

    "Easily done. Anything else?"

    "Yeah," said the Pres., "print MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE MEDIUM on each one.
     
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    :teeth:

    Where is that f-bomb?
     
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    sorry haven't posted that one yet...LOL...oops
     
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    medium? I would have thought it was small:D :D :D
     
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    :D
     
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    Only in NZ. I saw coverage of the Indy 500 build-up and one of the American pit crew was complaining about Kiwis stealing American women :p
     
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    Very funny, I think.

    :D
     
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    I dont get it...
     

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