the lost democrat

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    A man in a hot-air balloon is lost and late for an appointment he spots a man on the ground and descends to ask for directions. The man on the ground pulls out a GPS device and gives him the exact coordinates of where he is.

    “You must be a conservative,” the balloon man says.

    "I am" he replied. "How could you tell?"

    “Because, while everything you’ve told me is technically correct, I have no idea what to make of your information, and in fact, I’m still lost.
    Frankly, you haven’t been any help at all.”

    The man on the ground replies "you must be a liberal."

    "I am, but how did you know?"

    “Because, you don’t know where you’re going
    or where you’ve been,
    you’ve risen to where you are on hot air,
    and you made a promise that you have no idea how to keep.
    Now you expect me to solve your problems.
    You’re in the same place you were before we met but now somehow it’s my fault!”
     
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