Dick Foster
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Curiosity got the better of me and I went to Burger King and tried one of their meatless Impossible Whoppers.
This topic is written in order to prevent others from making the same mistake.
I took a bite. I will describe the flavor below. So then I thought, "Well, maybe it's an acquired taste" and took another bite.
Then I chucked it in the trash and asked them to make me a real Whopper.
So what does impossible beef taste like, you may be wondering.
Imagine you pulled an all-nighter out on the town, drinking Jägermeister, peach schnapps, brandy, and Jello shots. Just before you pass out, the Jägermeister kicks in and you devour all the bark on the lower 10 feet of a palm tree. Then you stumble home and pass out. In the morning, you awaken and puke through your mouth, nose, and ears onto a carpet which has not been vacuumed in the past six months.
You then scoop some of that mess up and fry it in a pan.
That's what impossible beef tastes like.
It's called "impossible" because it is impossible to eat more than two bites of that shit.
It's called impossible because it's impossible to get me to order, pay for or eat that shit. I'll never be that stupid.