A farmer walks into a cafe with a rifle in one hand and pulling a bull with the other.
He says to the waiter: Can I get a cup of coffee?
The waiter says, "Sure, coming right up."
He gets the farmer a tall mug of coffee. He drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the bull with the rifle causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the farmer returns. He has his rifle in one hand pulling another bull with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "can I get a cup of coffee?"
The waiter says "Whoa there mister, we're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was that all about, anyway?"
The farmer smiles and proudly says... "I'm in training for a position in the United States Congress... come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, then leave the mess for others to clean up while I disappear for the rest of day."
He says to the waiter: Can I get a cup of coffee?
The waiter says, "Sure, coming right up."
He gets the farmer a tall mug of coffee. He drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the bull with the rifle causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the farmer returns. He has his rifle in one hand pulling another bull with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "can I get a cup of coffee?"
The waiter says "Whoa there mister, we're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was that all about, anyway?"
The farmer smiles and proudly says... "I'm in training for a position in the United States Congress... come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, then leave the mess for others to clean up while I disappear for the rest of day."
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