The 11th Commandment

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    I have been following this on Twitter. One makes up their own 11th commandment.

    Twitter ... ommandment
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    Mine?

    Moses, stop laughing hysterically and saying, “I do not like green eggs and Ham” when I state, “I AM THAT I AM.”
     
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    Can Jehovah even count to 11?
     
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    The reason the Islamic world invented algebra is because Allah has so many commanded 'nots' one needs complex math to obey them all.
     
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    rambling there jw?
     
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    damn i wanted a ciggie so friggin bad today.....

    i am sick of quitting my bad habits
     

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