Thankfully I Don't Live In Russia

[Road Runner]

Not only are they a communist nation (even if they say they don't their actions speak louder than words) but I wouldn't even be able to get my shakes and chicken nuggets.

After McDonaldâs closure announcement in Russia, people scramble to grab one last bite, as burgers sell for over Rs 26,000

After McDonald’s closure announcement in Russia, people scramble to grab one last bite, as burgers sell for over Rs...

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[Moonglow]

What part of the chicken is the nugget harvested from?

 

[Mr Natural]

You eat that crap?

 

[Moonglow]

You eat that crap?

Well, she is "special".

 

[Mr Natural]

Well, she is "special".

Aren’t they all?

 

[1srelluc]

Their diabetes rate will plummet.

 

[JGalt]

Not only are they a communist nation (even if they say they don't their actions speak louder than words) but I wouldn't even be able to get my shakes and chicken nuggets.

After McDonaldâs closure announcement in Russia, people scramble to grab one last bite, as burgers sell for over Rs 26,000

After McDonald’s closure announcement in Russia, people scramble to grab one last bite, as burgers sell for over Rs...

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Just for that, I will refer you to a 2019 thread of mine.

Stunning Revelation! Colonel Sanders Was a Russian Operative

 

[Road Runner]

Just for that, I will refer you to a 2019 thread of mine.

Stunning Revelation! Colonel Sanders Was a Russian Operative

He's from KFC not Mickey D's.

 

[JGalt]

He's from KFC not Mickey D's.

Ooops.

You're right. I went to the Russian menu page and it said "page not found" The Russian equivalents of Mayor McCheese and the Hamburglar will go to bed hungry tonight.

https://mcdonalds.ru/products

 

[Road Runner]

I don't get it. :/

 

[JGalt]

I don't get it. :/

Error 404. The universal internet error message of "page not found." There is no longer a McDonald's menu page in Russia.

 

[Road Runner]

Error 404. The universal internet error message of "page not found"

Yeah, but why is that funny? What's the joke?

 

[JGalt]

Yeah, but why is that funny? What's the joke?

The joke is "Ha ha stupid Russians. You screwed the pooch, so no more McDonalds for you. Go slurp on your crappy-tasting beet soup now and like it whether you want to or not. Because that's all the fuck you're going to get.

Signed, Ronald McDonald"

 

[Stashman]

Thankfully I don't live in California!

 

[Road Runner]

The joke is "Ha ha stupid Russians. You screwed the pooch, so no more McDonalds for you. Go slurp on your crappy-tasting beet soup now and like it whether you want to or not. Because that's all the fuck you're going to get.

Signed, Ronald McDonald"

miketx has clearly corrupted you. XD

 

[JGalt]

miketx has clearly corrupted you. XD

How do you know for sure that I didn't corrupt him?

 

[Road Runner]

How do you know for sure that I didn't corrupt him?

No idea, but whatever you guys have is definitely contagious. XD