Texas Lt Governor says dying is not as bad as living in a state where he is Lt Governor!

[DrLove]

AUSTIN (The Borowitz Report)—Urging Texans to “keep things in perspective,” Texas’s lieutenant governor, Dan Patrick, said on Wednesday that dying is “surely not as bad” as living in a state where he is lieutenant governor.​

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Patrick, whose vehement anti-living message has stirred controversy across the country, said that he was speaking out to remind Texans that there are “some things worse than dying.”​

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“It’s time for a reality check, folks,” Patrick said. “If you wake up every morning and remember that I am the second-highest-ranking elected official in your state, maybe dying doesn’t look so bad, after all.”​

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Arguing that “dying has got a bad rap,” he blasted the media for what he called its “flagrant anti-death bias.”​

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“All these media people who go on about how dying is the worst thing in the world have never spent any time with me,” he said.​

Texasâs Lieutenant Governor Says Dying Not as Bad as Living in State Where He Is Lieutenant Governor

Dan Patrick blasted the media for what he called its “flagrant anti-death bias.”

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[miketx]

A lot of wackos coming out lately.