Tell Me One Weird Thing About You

[alan1]

Weird? I can't have *anything* in my truck (or any other vehicle I've ever had) that doesn't belong there. I can't even leave a bottle of water in there when I run into a store. It has to go with me, and the truck has to stay spotless. 1 umbrella during the summer, 1 snowbrush during the winter, papers for the truck, and a box of kleenex. Period. That's it. And it has to stay meticulously clean at all times, or I freak.

Define "belong".
What about jumper cables? Jack? Spare Qt of oil? Rope? Gunny sack to hold dead bodies?

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

If my truck so much as *ticks* wrong, it gets looked at that day. If I ever got a flat, I could call any number of people, and someone woud be there in 5 min easy. Sorry, but while I *can* do it, and have done it just to prove I can do it, I'm NOT one of those girls who changes a tire, or puts air in her tires. Girls should not have to squat in public.

Spare quart of oil? If you ever need to carry around one of those, I'm guessing you need a new car.

Seriously.. I have the manual that came with the truck, current registration, a snowbrush, and a box of kleenex in there. (Oh, and a car charger for my cell phone, only cuz it's too bulky to carry in my purse). That's all.

The oil is for pouring on the gunny sack that holds the dead body that was hung by the rope that was lured in with the jumper cables. Oil burns slow and helps destroy the evidence, silly. The jack is only there to appear innocent.

 

[Dis]

Define "belong".
What about jumper cables? Jack? Spare Qt of oil? Rope? Gunny sack to hold dead bodies?

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

If my truck so much as *ticks* wrong, it gets looked at that day. If I ever got a flat, I could call any number of people, and someone woud be there in 5 min easy. Sorry, but while I *can* do it, and have done it just to prove I can do it, I'm NOT one of those girls who changes a tire, or puts air in her tires. Girls should not have to squat in public.

Spare quart of oil? If you ever need to carry around one of those, I'm guessing you need a new car.

Seriously.. I have the manual that came with the truck, current registration, a snowbrush, and a box of kleenex in there. (Oh, and a car charger for my cell phone, only cuz it's too bulky to carry in my purse). That's all.

The oil is for pouring on the gunny sack that holds the dead body that was hung by the rope that was lured in with the jumper cables. Oil burns slow and helps destroy the evidence, silly.

WTF, dude. Just get an alligator (or crocs, I forget which) farm.. They'll eat anything.

 

[alan1]

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

If my truck so much as *ticks* wrong, it gets looked at that day. If I ever got a flat, I could call any number of people, and someone woud be there in 5 min easy. Sorry, but while I *can* do it, and have done it just to prove I can do it, I'm NOT one of those girls who changes a tire, or puts air in her tires. Girls should not have to squat in public.

Spare quart of oil? If you ever need to carry around one of those, I'm guessing you need a new car.

Seriously.. I have the manual that came with the truck, current registration, a snowbrush, and a box of kleenex in there. (Oh, and a car charger for my cell phone, only cuz it's too bulky to carry in my purse). That's all.

The oil is for pouring on the gunny sack that holds the dead body that was hung by the rope that was lured in with the jumper cables. Oil burns slow and helps destroy the evidence, silly.

WTF, dude. Just get an alligator (or crocs, I forget which) farm.. They'll eat anything.

I'm pretty sure that if you need to carry a snow brush there ain't many gators where you live.

 

[Dis]

The oil is for pouring on the gunny sack that holds the dead body that was hung by the rope that was lured in with the jumper cables. Oil burns slow and helps destroy the evidence, silly.

WTF, dude. Just get an alligator (or crocs, I forget which) farm.. They'll eat anything.

I'm pretty sure that if you need to carry a snow brush there ain't many gators where you live.

Well, no..but if I were to give serious consideration to eliminating a few annoyances in life, I'd move, and get one.

 

[alan1]

WTF, dude. Just get an alligator (or crocs, I forget which) farm.. They'll eat anything.

I'm pretty sure that if you need to carry a snow brush there ain't many gators where you live.

Well, no..but if I were to give serious consideration to eliminating a few annoyances in life, I'd move, and get one.

I'm not moving no matter how many dead ex-wives I have.

 

[Dis]

I'm pretty sure that if you need to carry a snow brush there ain't many gators where you live.

Well, no..but if I were to give serious consideration to eliminating a few annoyances in life, I'd move, and get one.

I'm not moving no matter how many dead ex-wives I have.

Remind me to keep my distance.

 

[alan1]

Well, no..but if I were to give serious consideration to eliminating a few annoyances in life, I'd move, and get one.

I'm not moving no matter how many dead ex-wives I have.

Remind me to keep my distance.

Based upon yer avatar, I thought ya liked rope.............................................

 

[Missourian]

City folk

You don't need alligators...hogs will eat a body, bones and all.

 

[Dis]

I'm not moving no matter how many dead ex-wives I have.

Remind me to keep my distance.

Based upon yer avatar, I thought ya liked rope.............................................

Not if it's gonna lead to my death.

 

[alan1]

Remind me to keep my distance.

Based upon yer avatar, I thought ya liked rope.............................................

Not if it's gonna lead to my death.

Depends upon if you let me bring the oil, gunnysack and rope into yer truck all at the same time.

 

[Dis]

Based upon yer avatar, I thought ya liked rope.............................................

Not if it's gonna lead to my death.

Depends upon if you let me bring the oil, gunnysack and rope into yer truck all at the same time.

Hell. Even cute pointy ears ain't worth all that.

 

[alan1]

Not if it's gonna lead to my death.

Depends upon if you let me bring the oil, gunnysack and rope into yer truck all at the same time.

Hell. Even cute pointy ears ain't worth all that.

Mom? Is that you?

 

[Dis]

Depends upon if you let me bring the oil, gunnysack and rope into yer truck all at the same time.

Hell. Even cute pointy ears ain't worth all that.

Mom? Is that you?

You mean she lived?

 

[alan1]

Hell. Even cute pointy ears ain't worth all that.

Mom? Is that you?

You mean she lived?

At least long enough to abandon me.

 

[del]

Mom? Is that you?

You mean she lived?

At least long enough to abandon me.

bless her heart.

 

[xotoxi]

I waste my time talking to weird people on political message boards.

 

[Dis]

Mom? Is that you?

You mean she lived?

At least long enough to abandon me.

Must've been the eyebrows.

 

[xsited1]

But if you have more than one, feel free to tell me all of them...

I like leaving lights on all over the house. My husband scolds me and ends up turning them all off. I then put them back on again...

My wife does the same thing.

Weird? Not weird, but I've discovered that bigger isn't always better.

 

[Midnight Marauder]

I throw with my right hand, punt and kick with my left foot, can switch hit in baseball, but am left handed.

I take people's money playing chess at $100 a piece and $200 for checkmate.

I try to yuk it up and clown around as much as possible.

 

[Amanda]

I don't think there's anything weird or interesting about me.