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    Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
    patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

    The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

    The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

    The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

    But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
     

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