Hillary and the Cow

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  1. CrimsonWhite

    CrimsonWhite *****istrator Emeritus Supporting Member

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    Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

    About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

    "What happened to you," asked Hillary? "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."!

    "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary. The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm

    Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."

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