Subway: Shittiest Place Ever

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People have this crazy notion that Subway is healthy. Granted, it is better than eating fried shit and fast food, which will absolutely kill you. But it is not healthy. Rather, there is an absence of unhealthy elements in some Subway choices. This is the best that can be said for Subway.

Subway is gross, and most of the time the people who work in Subway are more gross. People with exposed tats, piercings and unnatural hair coloring are not the people I want touching my food, plastic gloves or not. These are scuzzy fuckers.

I once went to a local Scuzzway to pickup lunch and the loser tried putting gray meat on my sandwich. Gray. It was gray. I told him I was not going to eat that. So he dug around under the gray meat for some meat that was less gray. I asked to see a manager and he said that he was the manager. So, I just left. Is this representative of all Fuckways? No, not all. But it is representative of a certain percent of them.

One popular sandwich is the chicken sandwich. Turns out that only around 50% of the material they claim is chicken is actually, in fact, chicken. So, what is the other 50%?


Study finds Subway's chicken only contains about 50 percent chicken DNA

Finally, the assholes who go there can be completely fucking disgusting. Who in the hell puts jalapeño peppers, spinach, tomatoes, cucumbers, and extra ranch dressing on a Fucking ham sandwich? I will tell you who: negroes! Every last one of them order the grossest, sloppiest shit imaginable.

To summarize: Subway's food sucks. Nobody should eat there. Ever.


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The only sandwich that I ever get from them is their ham sandwich on foot long white bread with mayo and lettuce, so none of that chicken stuff that they have for me.

God bless you always!!! :) :) :)

Holly

P.S. I am not there a whole lot though because they are getting expensive.
 
People have this crazy notion that Subway is healthy. Granted, it is better than eating fried shit and fast food, which will absolutely kill you. But it is not healthy. Rather, there is an absence of unhealthy elements in some Subway choices. This is the best that can be said for Subway.

Subway is gross, and most of the time the people who work in Subway are more gross. People with exposed tats, piercings and unnatural hair coloring are not the people I want touching my food, plastic gloves or not. These are scuzzy fuckers.

I once went to a local Scuzzway to pickup lunch and the loser tried putting gray meat on my sandwich. Gray. It was gray. I told him I was not going to eat that. So he dug around under the gray meat for some meat that was less gray. I asked to see a manager and he said that he was the manager. So, I just left. Is this representative of all Fuckways? No, not all. But it is representative of a certain percent of them.

One popular sandwich is the chicken sandwich. Turns out that only around 50% of the material they claim is chicken is actually, in fact, chicken. So, what is the other 50%?


Study finds Subway's chicken only contains about 50 percent chicken DNA

Finally, the assholes who go there can be completely fucking disgusting. Who in the hell puts jalapeño peppers, spinach, tomatoes, cucumbers, and extra ranch dressing on a Fucking ham sandwich? I will tell you who: negroes! Every last one of them order the grossest, sloppiest shit imaginable.

To summarize: Subway's food sucks. Nobody should eat there. Ever.


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When I go to Subway I always look at the meats first to be sure I don't choose one that is old and rotten.

You gotta be careful about that at Subway.

Same with the vegies -- if they don't look fresh then don't ask for them.

Their bread is trickier. It is better to go after the lunch hour rush because by then they will have sold all the prior day's old bread and started baking new bread for the day.

Ya' jus' gotta be more savvy when you eat there, is all !!
 
The only sandwich that I ever get from them is their ham sandwich on foot long white bread with mayo and lettuce, so none of that chicken stuff that they have for me.

God bless you always!!! :) :) :)

Holly

P.S. I am not there a whole lot though because they are getting expensive.
The ham is usually pretty good. As are also the salami's.

You gotta be careful about the various other lunch meats like the bologney, etc.
 
^^^ The only baloney that I eat is from the the Oscar Mayer beef pack at the store, but that is when I eat baloney at all. It isn't my favorite.

God bless you always!!! :) :) :)

Holly
 
The first and only time I went to a Subway was several years ago. Took two bites and threw it out. It's still the worst sub I've ever had.
 
I wanted to like them but I can't. The bread sucks and the veggies look like they are eligible for social security. Out here they started putting translucent covers over everything. You can't see the food.
 
People have this crazy notion that Subway is healthy. Granted, it is better than eating fried shit and fast food, which will absolutely kill you. But it is not healthy. Rather, there is an absence of unhealthy elements in some Subway choices. This is the best that can be said for Subway.

Subway is gross, and most of the time the people who work in Subway are more gross. People with exposed tats, piercings and unnatural hair coloring are not the people I want touching my food, plastic gloves or not. These are scuzzy fuckers.

I once went to a local Scuzzway to pickup lunch and the loser tried putting gray meat on my sandwich. Gray. It was gray. I told him I was not going to eat that. So he dug around under the gray meat for some meat that was less gray. I asked to see a manager and he said that he was the manager. So, I just left. Is this representative of all Fuckways? No, not all. But it is representative of a certain percent of them.

One popular sandwich is the chicken sandwich. Turns out that only around 50% of the material they claim is chicken is actually, in fact, chicken. So, what is the other 50%?


Study finds Subway's chicken only contains about 50 percent chicken DNA

Finally, the assholes who go there can be completely fucking disgusting. Who in the hell puts jalapeño peppers, spinach, tomatoes, cucumbers, and extra ranch dressing on a Fucking ham sandwich? I will tell you who: negroes! Every last one of them order the grossest, sloppiest shit imaginable.

To summarize: Subway's food sucks. Nobody should eat there. Ever.


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People have this crazy notion that Subway is healthy. Granted, it is better than eating fried shit and fast food, which will absolutely kill you. But it is not healthy. Rather, there is an absence of unhealthy elements in some Subway choices. This is the best that can be said for Subway.

Subway is gross, and most of the time the people who work in Subway are more gross. People with exposed tats, piercings and unnatural hair coloring are not the people I want touching my food, plastic gloves or not. These are scuzzy fuckers.

I once went to a local Scuzzway to pickup lunch and the loser tried putting gray meat on my sandwich. Gray. It was gray. I told him I was not going to eat that. So he dug around under the gray meat for some meat that was less gray. I asked to see a manager and he said that he was the manager. So, I just left. Is this representative of all Fuckways? No, not all. But it is representative of a certain percent of them.

One popular sandwich is the chicken sandwich. Turns out that only around 50% of the material they claim is chicken is actually, in fact, chicken. So, what is the other 50%?


Study finds Subway's chicken only contains about 50 percent chicken DNA

Finally, the assholes who go there can be completely fucking disgusting. Who in the hell puts jalapeño peppers, spinach, tomatoes, cucumbers, and extra ranch dressing on a Fucking ham sandwich? I will tell you who: negroes! Every last one of them order the grossest, sloppiest shit imaginable.

To summarize: Subway's food sucks. Nobody should eat there. Ever.


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So, if there is an absence of unhealthy in Subway choices, that means they are healthy choices.

I'm not sure I can trust a thing you say just based on that alone.
 
People have this crazy notion that Subway is healthy. Granted, it is better than eating fried shit and fast food, which will absolutely kill you. But it is not healthy. Rather, there is an absence of unhealthy elements in some Subway choices. This is the best that can be said for Subway.

Subway is gross, and most of the time the people who work in Subway are more gross. People with exposed tats, piercings and unnatural hair coloring are not the people I want touching my food, plastic gloves or not. These are scuzzy fuckers.

I once went to a local Scuzzway to pickup lunch and the loser tried putting gray meat on my sandwich. Gray. It was gray. I told him I was not going to eat that. So he dug around under the gray meat for some meat that was less gray. I asked to see a manager and he said that he was the manager. So, I just left. Is this representative of all Fuckways? No, not all. But it is representative of a certain percent of them.

One popular sandwich is the chicken sandwich. Turns out that only around 50% of the material they claim is chicken is actually, in fact, chicken. So, what is the other 50%?


Study finds Subway's chicken only contains about 50 percent chicken DNA

Finally, the assholes who go there can be completely fucking disgusting. Who in the hell puts jalapeño peppers, spinach, tomatoes, cucumbers, and extra ranch dressing on a Fucking ham sandwich? I will tell you who: negroes! Every last one of them order the grossest, sloppiest shit imaginable.

To summarize: Subway's food sucks. Nobody should eat there. Ever.


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When I go to Subway I always look at the meats first to be sure I don't choose one that is old and rotten.

You gotta be careful about that at Subway.

Same with the vegies -- if they don't look fresh then don't ask for them.

Their bread is trickier. It is better to go after the lunch hour rush because by then they will have sold all the prior day's old bread and started baking new bread for the day.

Ya' jus' gotta be more savvy when you eat there, is all !!
None of what you just said here is true.

The meat and sauces are dated, meaning that they put a date on them for when they have to be thrown out. Most of the vegetables (particularly the tomatoes) are cut fresh either that day or the day prior.

The bread is tossed out if it is a specific number of hours old (this is problem for slow stores, but busy ones don't have that problem)

I have found that those who claim Subway sucks is because they don't make four serving subs and follow a strict protein formula for their sandwiches. Of course, the vast majority of American customers think that for 6 dollars, they should have 4 pounds of meat and free bread.

If you don't like Subway, then just say you don't. Why make shit up about them?
 
People have this crazy notion that Subway is healthy. Granted, it is better than eating fried shit and fast food, which will absolutely kill you. But it is not healthy. Rather, there is an absence of unhealthy elements in some Subway choices. This is the best that can be said for Subway.

Subway is gross, and most of the time the people who work in Subway are more gross. People with exposed tats, piercings and unnatural hair coloring are not the people I want touching my food, plastic gloves or not. These are scuzzy fuckers.

I once went to a local Scuzzway to pickup lunch and the loser tried putting gray meat on my sandwich. Gray. It was gray. I told him I was not going to eat that. So he dug around under the gray meat for some meat that was less gray. I asked to see a manager and he said that he was the manager. So, I just left. Is this representative of all Fuckways? No, not all. But it is representative of a certain percent of them.

One popular sandwich is the chicken sandwich. Turns out that only around 50% of the material they claim is chicken is actually, in fact, chicken. So, what is the other 50%?


Study finds Subway's chicken only contains about 50 percent chicken DNA

Finally, the assholes who go there can be completely fucking disgusting. Who in the hell puts jalapeño peppers, spinach, tomatoes, cucumbers, and extra ranch dressing on a Fucking ham sandwich? I will tell you who: negroes! Every last one of them order the grossest, sloppiest shit imaginable.

To summarize: Subway's food sucks. Nobody should eat there. Ever.


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So, if there is an absence of unhealthy in Subway choices, that means they are healthy choices.

I'm not sure I can trust a thing you say just based on that alone.

That's ok. You are just not a particularly nuanced person. I envy that in a way.

I see a very clear difference between healthy and not unhealthy. Granted, it seemingly defies simple logic. But I developed along the normal schedule and tend to be more critical than just simple logic will allow for. Look at it this way:

Fried food: not healthy because it hardens arteries, among other things

Raw Spinach: Healthy because it provides necessary nutrition

Ice berg lettuce: not healthy yet not unhealthy; it's only health benefit is the fiber it contains; it has no nutritional value

Now, take the point and roll with it rather than look like a total ass. Use your head. Think!



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People have this crazy notion that Subway is healthy. Granted, it is better than eating fried shit and fast food, which will absolutely kill you. But it is not healthy. Rather, there is an absence of unhealthy elements in some Subway choices. This is the best that can be said for Subway.

Subway is gross, and most of the time the people who work in Subway are more gross. People with exposed tats, piercings and unnatural hair coloring are not the people I want touching my food, plastic gloves or not. These are scuzzy fuckers.

I once went to a local Scuzzway to pickup lunch and the loser tried putting gray meat on my sandwich. Gray. It was gray. I told him I was not going to eat that. So he dug around under the gray meat for some meat that was less gray. I asked to see a manager and he said that he was the manager. So, I just left. Is this representative of all Fuckways? No, not all. But it is representative of a certain percent of them.

One popular sandwich is the chicken sandwich. Turns out that only around 50% of the material they claim is chicken is actually, in fact, chicken. So, what is the other 50%?


Study finds Subway's chicken only contains about 50 percent chicken DNA

Finally, the assholes who go there can be completely fucking disgusting. Who in the hell puts jalapeño peppers, spinach, tomatoes, cucumbers, and extra ranch dressing on a Fucking ham sandwich? I will tell you who: negroes! Every last one of them order the grossest, sloppiest shit imaginable.

To summarize: Subway's food sucks. Nobody should eat there. Ever.


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When I go to Subway I always look at the meats first to be sure I don't choose one that is old and rotten.

You gotta be careful about that at Subway.

Same with the vegies -- if they don't look fresh then don't ask for them.

Their bread is trickier. It is better to go after the lunch hour rush because by then they will have sold all the prior day's old bread and started baking new bread for the day.

Ya' jus' gotta be more savvy when you eat there, is all !!
None of what you just said here is true.

The meat and sauces are dated, meaning that they put a date on them for when they have to be thrown out. Most of the vegetables (particularly the tomatoes) are cut fresh either that day or the day prior.

The bread is tossed out if it is a specific number of hours old (this is problem for slow stores, but busy ones don't have that problem)

I have found that those who claim Subway sucks is because they don't make four serving subs and follow a strict protein formula for their sandwiches. Of course, the vast majority of American customers think that for 6 dollars, they should have 4 pounds of meat and free bread.

If you don't like Subway, then just say you don't. Why make shit up about them?

Obviously this clown is an employee of the month at Subway.
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People have this crazy notion that Subway is healthy. Granted, it is better than eating fried shit and fast food, which will absolutely kill you. But it is not healthy. Rather, there is an absence of unhealthy elements in some Subway choices. This is the best that can be said for Subway.

Subway is gross, and most of the time the people who work in Subway are more gross. People with exposed tats, piercings and unnatural hair coloring are not the people I want touching my food, plastic gloves or not. These are scuzzy fuckers.

I once went to a local Scuzzway to pickup lunch and the loser tried putting gray meat on my sandwich. Gray. It was gray. I told him I was not going to eat that. So he dug around under the gray meat for some meat that was less gray. I asked to see a manager and he said that he was the manager. So, I just left. Is this representative of all Fuckways? No, not all. But it is representative of a certain percent of them.

One popular sandwich is the chicken sandwich. Turns out that only around 50% of the material they claim is chicken is actually, in fact, chicken. So, what is the other 50%?


Study finds Subway's chicken only contains about 50 percent chicken DNA

Finally, the assholes who go there can be completely fucking disgusting. Who in the hell puts jalapeño peppers, spinach, tomatoes, cucumbers, and extra ranch dressing on a Fucking ham sandwich? I will tell you who: negroes! Every last one of them order the grossest, sloppiest shit imaginable.

To summarize: Subway's food sucks. Nobody should eat there. Ever.


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So, if there is an absence of unhealthy in Subway choices, that means they are healthy choices.

I'm not sure I can trust a thing you say just based on that alone.

That's ok. You are just not a particularly nuanced person. I envy that in a way.

I see a very clear difference between healthy and not unhealthy. Granted, it seemingly defies simple logic. But I developed along the normal schedule and tend to be more critical than just simple logic will allow for. Look at it this way:

Fried food: not healthy because it hardens arteries, among other things

Raw Spinach: Healthy because it provides necessary nutrition

Ice berg lettuce: not healthy yet not unhealthy; it's only health benefit is the fiber it contains; it has no nutritional value

Now, take the point and roll with it rather than look like a total ass. Use your head. Think!



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Learn the fucking language.

If there is an absence of unhealthy, what does that mean to you? That it is unhealthy? Do you know what the word "absence' means? Here, let Me help you.

ab·sence
ˈabsəns/
noun
  1. the state of being away from a place or person.
    "the letter had arrived during his absence"
    synonyms: nonattendance, nonappearance, absenteeism; More
    • an occasion or period of being away from a place or person.
      plural noun: absences
      "repeated absences from school"
    • the nonexistence or lack of.
      "she found his total absence of facial expression disconcerting"
      synonyms: lack, want, nonexistence, unavailability, deficiency, dearth;
      need
      "the absence of suitable candidates"

Now look at the last line.

The absence of suitable candidates. This means that there were no suitable candiates.

If a food lacks unhealthy substances, then that means that the "unhealthy" is not there.

Sheesh......

Say goodnight gracie because I'm done with you.
 
People have this crazy notion that Subway is healthy. Granted, it is better than eating fried shit and fast food, which will absolutely kill you. But it is not healthy. Rather, there is an absence of unhealthy elements in some Subway choices. This is the best that can be said for Subway.

Subway is gross, and most of the time the people who work in Subway are more gross. People with exposed tats, piercings and unnatural hair coloring are not the people I want touching my food, plastic gloves or not. These are scuzzy fuckers.

I once went to a local Scuzzway to pickup lunch and the loser tried putting gray meat on my sandwich. Gray. It was gray. I told him I was not going to eat that. So he dug around under the gray meat for some meat that was less gray. I asked to see a manager and he said that he was the manager. So, I just left. Is this representative of all Fuckways? No, not all. But it is representative of a certain percent of them.

One popular sandwich is the chicken sandwich. Turns out that only around 50% of the material they claim is chicken is actually, in fact, chicken. So, what is the other 50%?


Study finds Subway's chicken only contains about 50 percent chicken DNA

Finally, the assholes who go there can be completely fucking disgusting. Who in the hell puts jalapeño peppers, spinach, tomatoes, cucumbers, and extra ranch dressing on a Fucking ham sandwich? I will tell you who: negroes! Every last one of them order the grossest, sloppiest shit imaginable.

To summarize: Subway's food sucks. Nobody should eat there. Ever.


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When I go to Subway I always look at the meats first to be sure I don't choose one that is old and rotten.

You gotta be careful about that at Subway.

Same with the vegies -- if they don't look fresh then don't ask for them.

Their bread is trickier. It is better to go after the lunch hour rush because by then they will have sold all the prior day's old bread and started baking new bread for the day.

Ya' jus' gotta be more savvy when you eat there, is all !!
None of what you just said here is true.

The meat and sauces are dated, meaning that they put a date on them for when they have to be thrown out. Most of the vegetables (particularly the tomatoes) are cut fresh either that day or the day prior.

The bread is tossed out if it is a specific number of hours old (this is problem for slow stores, but busy ones don't have that problem)

I have found that those who claim Subway sucks is because they don't make four serving subs and follow a strict protein formula for their sandwiches. Of course, the vast majority of American customers think that for 6 dollars, they should have 4 pounds of meat and free bread.

If you don't like Subway, then just say you don't. Why make shit up about them?

Obviously this clown is an employee of the month at Subway. View attachment 115115


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Stupid ass.

My wife runs 6 Subway restaurants. I'll take her word for the quality of the product way before your uneducated ass.

Get a refund on your composition classes.

Goodnight.
 
Subway stores are a franchise. I've had cold fries at McDs, I'm sure that wasn't according to specs too.
yes, but did you condemn ALL McD's because of some cold fries?

People are making shit up about the quality of Subway. I question their motives for doing so. I think it has more to do with the fact that they don't get served meals that are 4 or 5 servings based upon a single serving standard.

Today, you go to any restaurant and order a meal and you'll get 4 and 5 times the recommended serving size (particularly on the entree).

This, among other things, are the reasons Americans are getting so fat.
 

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