St. Peter

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    ...and one not for conservatives.

    Einstein
    dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter says, "You look like Einstein,
    but you have no idea the lengths some people will go to, to sneak in.
    Can you prove who you really are?"



    Einstein
    ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and
    some chalk?"



    Saint Peter
    snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear.



    Einstein
    proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of
    relativity.



    Saint Peter
    is suitably impressed. "You really are Einstein! Welcome to Heaven!"



    The next to
    arrive is Picasso. Once again Saint Peter asks for his credentials.



    Picasso
    asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"



    Saint Peter
    says, "Go ahead."



    Picasso
    erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural With
    just a few strokes of chalk.



    Saint Peter
    claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be! Come on in!"



    Then Saint
    Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head
    and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity.



    How can you
    prove yours?



    George W
    looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"



    Saint Peter
    sighs, "Come on in, George."
     
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    So is this 'fair and balanced' humor? :laugh:
     
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    I have an identity to conceal...
     

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