Train Ride

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  1. MtnBiker
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    The Train Ride

    Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a
    French guy an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss
    girl.

    The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
    sound of a loud slap.

    When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red
    hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

    The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the
    dark, and she slapped his cheek.

    The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the
    dark,
    but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

    The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the
    dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

    The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack
    that Frenchman again.


    :slap: :D
     
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    :laugh:
     
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    That's good!! :D
     
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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

    I am going to try that next time I take a train to LA.. :salute:
     
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    :rotflmao: :clap:
     

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