Songs you hate

I'm sorry to have to do this to you all, but it just dosn't get any worse than this:


Tony Orlando & Dawn - Tie A Yellow Ribbon - YouTube

That was used until Iran released the hostages. Yellow was the color of the Marines who surrendered to a teenage mob, violating their primary order. No matter what Carter told them, their duty countermanded that. By the way, it is a little known fact that Carter enrolled in the Naval Academy so he wouldn't have to fight in World War II.

Enrolling in the Naval Academy to avoid going to war was a good plan! In my case, I enrolled at the University of Georgia to avoid going to Vietnam. It worked!

As long as you can live with your cowardice and treason, you can convince yourself that there is nothing unmanly about you. Not many in that spoiled, soft, and selfish generation had legitimate reasons to exempt themselves from the call to battle. Of course, if we had a democracy instead of an elitist republic, we'd have too much common sense to fight for South Vietnamese trash. And if we did have a necessary war, we'd demand the end of college deferments and other forms of privileged treason.

As for Carter, I wonder if the other nations exempted their cadets for four years. Everybody knows that Jimmy Peanut Butter was never the military type. Of course, as usual on this copycat Internet, if no professional writer has brought this up, my accusation will be ignored.
 
That was used until Iran released the hostages. Yellow was the color of the Marines who surrendered to a teenage mob, violating their primary order. No matter what Carter told them, their duty countermanded that. By the way, it is a little known fact that Carter enrolled in the Naval Academy so he wouldn't have to fight in World War II.

Enrolling in the Naval Academy to avoid going to war was a good plan! In my case, I enrolled at the University of Georgia to avoid going to Vietnam. It worked!

As long as you can live with your cowardice and treason, you can convince yourself that there is nothing unmanly about you. Not many in that spoiled, soft, and selfish generation had legitimate reasons to exempt themselves from the call to battle. Of course, if we had a democracy instead of an elitist republic, we'd have too much common sense to fight for South Vietnamese trash. And if we did have a necessary war, we'd demand the end of college deferments and other forms of privileged treason.

As for Carter, I wonder if the other nations exempted their cadets for four years. Everybody knows that Jimmy Peanut Butter was never the military type. Of course, as usual on this copycat Internet, if no professional writer has brought this up, my accusation will be ignored.

Way off topic

But your claims about Carter are bullshit. He joined the Naval Academy in the heat of WWII. All he could be sure of was that he would be in uniform. As an 18 year old, he had no idea if the war would last 4 years or twenty years. He graduated near the top of his class and joined the submarine service which was among the most dangerous assignments in the Navy
 
If he had any interest in fighting for his country, he would have joined one of the military services, or simply allowed himself to be drafted. That would have given him a let up to get into a service academy when hostilities ended. The chances that the war would still be going on four years later when he graduated were miniscule. I had the same chance to go to West Point, but volunteered for Vietnam.

Not that I did any shooting or being shot at, I was a personnel specialist.
 
Getting back to music, this wretched song has some of the most laughably bad lyrics ever committed to tape.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhQWND9jKDA]I've Never Been To Me by Charlene with lyrics - YouTube[/ame]
 
That was used until Iran released the hostages. Yellow was the color of the Marines who surrendered to a teenage mob, violating their primary order. No matter what Carter told them, their duty countermanded that. By the way, it is a little known fact that Carter enrolled in the Naval Academy so he wouldn't have to fight in World War II.

Enrolling in the Naval Academy to avoid going to war was a good plan! In my case, I enrolled at the University of Georgia to avoid going to Vietnam. It worked!

As long as you can live with your cowardice and treason, you can convince yourself that there is nothing unmanly about you. Not many in that spoiled, soft, and selfish generation had legitimate reasons to exempt themselves from the call to battle. Of course, if we had a democracy instead of an elitist republic, we'd have too much common sense to fight for South Vietnamese trash. And if we did have a necessary war, we'd demand the end of college deferments and other forms of privileged treason.

As for Carter, I wonder if the other nations exempted their cadets for four years. Everybody knows that Jimmy Peanut Butter was never the military type. Of course, as usual on this copycat Internet, if no professional writer has brought this up, my accusation will be ignored.


Rambo,
Feel free to follow me to another thread and call me names and use insults there, if you like. This thread is about bad songs.

 
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That was used until Iran released the hostages. Yellow was the color of the Marines who surrendered to a teenage mob, violating their primary order. No matter what Carter told them, their duty countermanded that. By the way, it is a little known fact that Carter enrolled in the Naval Academy so he wouldn't have to fight in World War II.

Enrolling in the Naval Academy to avoid going to war was a good plan! In my case, I enrolled at the University of Georgia to avoid going to Vietnam. It worked!

As long as you can live with your cowardice and treason, you can convince yourself that there is nothing unmanly about you. Not many in that spoiled, soft, and selfish generation had legitimate reasons to exempt themselves from the call to battle. Of course, if we had a democracy instead of an elitist republic, we'd have too much common sense to fight for South Vietnamese trash. And if we did have a necessary war, we'd demand the end of college deferments and other forms of privileged treason.

As for Carter, I wonder if the other nations exempted their cadets for four years. Everybody knows that Jimmy Peanut Butter was never the military type. Of course, as usual on this copycat Internet, if no professional writer has brought this up, my accusation will be ignored.

Dude, you REALLY need to have that plate in your head fixed...you're hallucinating!
 
Oh wouldja look at that. Just when I thought I couldn't hate this song more - it's worse live.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-lUBlbJkrQ]Jose Feliciano - Ain't No Sunshine - YouTube[/ame]
 
I refuse to post a sound link to the worst song of all time because it gets stuck in everyone's head and it refuses to go away until you fall into a coma! :eek:

And the worst song of all time is...


Chorus:
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small, small world.

There is just one moon,
And one golden sun.
And a smile means,
Friendship to every one.
Though the mountains divide,
And the oceans are wide,
It's a small world after all.

Chorus:
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small, small world.

(Repeat ad nauseam until it's permanently etched into your neural synapses.)



it's a small world song lyrics- Words for the it's a small world ride at Disneyland, Walt Disney World Magic Kingdom, Tokyo Disneyland
 
I refuse to post a sound link to the worst song of all time because it gets stuck in everyone's head and it refuses to go away until you fall into a coma! :eek:

And the worst song of all time is...


Chorus:
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small, small world.

There is just one moon,
And one golden sun.
And a smile means,
Friendship to every one.
Though the mountains divide,
And the oceans are wide,
It's a small world after all.

Chorus:
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small, small world.

(Repeat ad nauseam until it's permanently etched into your neural synapses.)



it's a small world song lyrics- Words for the it's a small world ride at Disneyland, Walt Disney World Magic Kingdom, Tokyo Disneyland

God, I hate that song

Got stuck on that freak'n ride about ten feet from the end and they wouldn't let's us climb out.......over and over and over again

People were screaming for them to turn off the song
 
I refuse to post a sound link to the worst song of all time because it gets stuck in everyone's head and it refuses to go away until you fall into a coma! :eek:

And the worst song of all time is...


Chorus:
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small, small world.

There is just one moon,
And one golden sun.
And a smile means,
Friendship to every one.
Though the mountains divide,
And the oceans are wide,
It's a small world after all.

Chorus:
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small world after all.
It's a small, small world.

(Repeat ad nauseam until it's permanently etched into your neural synapses.)



it's a small world song lyrics- Words for the it's a small world ride at Disneyland, Walt Disney World Magic Kingdom, Tokyo Disneyland
How about...

It's a great, big, beautiful tomorrow
coming at the end of every day...



or


I love you more today than yesterday
but not as much as tomorrow...
 
Ah, Melanie (Safka). Her career never recovered from this song.

If you mean by "recovered" that she had 3 top 40's at the same time with "Brand New Key" at #1, and was named by Billboard as the top female vocalist of all time, then yeah.....

A lot of people labeled Melanie as a singer of light fluff, despite only knowing her for "Brand New Key". Hardly a fair assessment of her range, but it happened.
 

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