...from David Lee Roth. "The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, makes love 'till 3 in the morning and then turns into a pizza!" "Hey, your girlfriend was partying with us backstage before the show, and she had a message for ya: 'mmfp mmf umf fmff mmm!'" "There are three rings to marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering." "I only have two flavors, baby -- bubblegum and dick... and I'm all out of bubblegum!" "People think I have this strange concept of women, but they're wrong. I'm a family-oriented kind of guy. I've personally started four or five this year already." "I wont go down in history, but I will go down on your sister." Why has this guy never won the Nobel? Someone please tell me.