...from David Lee Roth.
"The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, makes love 'till 3 in the morning and then turns into a pizza!"
"Hey, your girlfriend was partying with us backstage before the show, and she had a message for ya: 'mmfp mmf umf fmff mmm!'"
"There are three rings to marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering."
"I only have two flavors, baby -- bubblegum and dick... and I'm all out of bubblegum!"
"People think I have this strange concept of women, but they're wrong. I'm a family-oriented kind of guy. I've personally started four or five this year already."
"I wont go down in history, but I will go down on your sister."
Why has this guy never won the Nobel? Someone please tell me.
"The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, makes love 'till 3 in the morning and then turns into a pizza!"
"Hey, your girlfriend was partying with us backstage before the show, and she had a message for ya: 'mmfp mmf umf fmff mmm!'"
"There are three rings to marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering."
"I only have two flavors, baby -- bubblegum and dick... and I'm all out of bubblegum!"
"People think I have this strange concept of women, but they're wrong. I'm a family-oriented kind of guy. I've personally started four or five this year already."
"I wont go down in history, but I will go down on your sister."
Why has this guy never won the Nobel? Someone please tell me.
