So my son asked me today....

[Ravi]

"Mom, is it okay to screw around on your wife?"

I told him, sure, if you're a Republican. If you're a Democrat, no, you'll be damned in this life and the afterlife.

Then he said, is it okay if you have sex with a married person that isn't your spouse?

I had to tell him the truth. Sure, if you ask for forgiveness after eight years of doing it.

 

[alan1]

"Mom, is it okay to screw around on your wife?"

I told him, sure, if you're a Republican. If you're a Democrat, no, you'll be damned in this life and the afterlife.

Then he said, is it okay if you have sex with a married person that isn't your spouse?

I had to tell him the truth. Sure, if you ask for forgiveness after eight years of doing it.

Was he just checking because your wife is screwing around on you and potentially Republican?

 

[Mad Scientist]

"Mom, is it okay to screw around on your wife?"

Yes, if you're Pro Abortion.

Wimmen will take any and all sorts of abuse if they can keep their right to kill babies.

 

[Dr.House]

"Mom, is it okay to screw around on your wife?"

I told him, sure, if you're a Republican. If you're a Democrat, no, you'll be damned in this life and the afterlife.

Then he said, is it okay if you have sex with a married person that isn't your spouse?

I had to tell him the truth. Sure, if you ask for forgiveness after eight years of doing it.

No family....

 

[jillian]

"Mom, is it okay to screw around on your wife?"

I told him, sure, if you're a Republican. If you're a Democrat, no, you'll be damned in this life and the afterlife.

Then he said, is it okay if you have sex with a married person that isn't your spouse?

I had to tell him the truth. Sure, if you ask for forgiveness after eight years of doing it.

No family....

i think the rule is talking about *other* people's families.

 

[alan1]

i think the rule is talking about *other* people's families.

yer husband is ********** and ****** not to mention ********. That's much better than your child that is ***** and ********.


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[daveman]

"Mom, is it okay to screw around on your wife?"

I told him, sure, if you're a Republican. If you're a Democrat, no, you'll be damned in this life and the afterlife.

Then he said, is it okay if you have sex with a married person that isn't your spouse?

I had to tell him the truth. Sure, if you ask for forgiveness after eight years of doing it.

Democrats? Damned for infidelity?



How'd that work out for Big Dawg?

 

[Againsheila]

"Mom, is it okay to screw around on your wife?"

I told him, sure, if you're a Republican. If you're a Democrat, no, you'll be damned in this life and the afterlife.

Then he said, is it okay if you have sex with a married person that isn't your spouse?

I had to tell him the truth. Sure, if you ask for forgiveness after eight years of doing it.

Bulcrap....Clinton raped Juanita Broaderick and the dems supported him. He had an affair with a girl young enough to be his daugter and everybody supported him...

There is no difference between the reps and the dems, they are both the scum of the earth and they are just thrilled that you are wasting your time fighting with each other over that instead of finding a decent candidate and a decent party.

 

[daveman]

 

[Trajan]

"Mom, is it okay to screw around on your wife?"

I told him, sure, if you're a Republican. If you're a Democrat, no, you'll be damned in this life and the afterlife.

Then he said, is it okay if you have sex with a married person that isn't your spouse?

I had to tell him the truth. Sure, if you ask for forgiveness after eight years of doing it.

have you been drinking?

 

[mal]

"Mom, is it okay to screw around on your wife?"

I told him, sure, if you're a Republican. If you're a Democrat, no, you'll be damned in this life and the afterlife.

Then he said, is it okay if you have sex with a married person that isn't your spouse?

I had to tell him the truth. Sure, if you ask for forgiveness after eight years of doing it.

Spitzer (D) says Ravis a Douchebag...

I don't Believe you have a Son, nor do I Believe if you did that you said that...

If you did, you are a Bad Parent.



peace...

 

[Valerie]

"Mom, is it okay to screw around on your wife?"

I told him, sure, if you're a Republican. If you're a Democrat, no, you'll be damned in this life and the afterlife.

Then he said, is it okay if you have sex with a married person that isn't your spouse?

I had to tell him the truth. Sure, if you ask for forgiveness after eight years of doing it.

Spitzer (D) says Ravis a Douchebag...

I don't Believe you have a Son, nor do I Believe if you did that you said that...

If you did, you are a Bad Parent.



peace...

Do you ever stop sniveling?

 

[Two Thumbs]

your fictional son is may be retarded if he's a grows up to be a rep, but mentally handicapable and that's ok b/c that's the way he's meant to be, if he grows up to be a dem.

 

[Ravi]

your fictional son is may be retarded if he's a grows up to be a rep, but mentally handicapable and that's ok b/c that's the way he's meant to be, if he grows up to be a dem.

Aside from your blatant attack on family, it sounds as if your post was written by a retard.

 

[Valerie]

your fictional son is may be retarded if he's a grows up to be a rep, but mentally handicapable and that's ok b/c that's the way he's meant to be, if he grows up to be a dem.

Wait, you did that on purpose, right..............?

 

[Two Thumbs]

your fictional son is may be retarded if he's a grows up to be a rep, but mentally handicapable and that's ok b/c that's the way he's meant to be, if he grows up to be a dem.

Aside from your blatant attack on family, it sounds as if your post was written by a retard.

I blatantly attacked your fictional son. I would never attack family. THAT is actually beneath me.

and you called me a retard, now my feelings are hurt.

but as a conservative, I'll tend to these grievous would with another sip of my scotch, instead of seeking theropy.

 

[Two Thumbs]

your fictional son is may be retarded if he's a grows up to be a rep, but mentally handicapable and that's ok b/c that's the way he's meant to be, if he grows up to be a dem.

Wait, you did that on purpose, right..............?

yeeaahhh

it was all part of the joke.

 

[Ravi]

your fictional son is may be retarded if he's a grows up to be a rep, but mentally handicapable and that's ok b/c that's the way he's meant to be, if he grows up to be a dem.

Aside from your blatant attack on family, it sounds as if your post was written by a retard.

I blatantly attacked your fictional son. I would never attack family. THAT is actually beneath me.

and you called me a retard, now my feelings are hurt.

but as a conservative, I'll tend to these grievous would with another sip of my scotch, instead of seeking theropy.

There's nothing fictional about my son.

 

[Truthmatters]

your lack of morality is showing righties.


Do you know what they call people who hold others to a higher moral standard than they expect of themselves?

 

[Two Thumbs]

Aside from your blatant attack on family, it sounds as if your post was written by a retard.

I blatantly attacked your fictional son. I would never attack family. THAT is actually beneath me.

and you called me a retard, now my feelings are hurt.

but as a conservative, I'll tend to these grievous would with another sip of my scotch, instead of seeking theropy.

There's nothing fictional about my son.

Then I suggest you don't make shit up and use him as a human shield.