So my son asked me today....

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  1. Ravi
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    "Mom, is it okay to screw around on your wife?"

    I told him, sure, if you're a Republican. If you're a Democrat, no, you'll be damned in this life and the afterlife.

    Then he said, is it okay if you have sex with a married person that isn't your spouse?

    I had to tell him the truth. Sure, if you ask for forgiveness after eight years of doing it.

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    Was he just checking because your wife is screwing around on you and potentially Republican?
     
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    Yes, if you're Pro Abortion.

    Wimmen will take any and all sorts of abuse if they can keep their right to kill babies.
     
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    No family....:nono:
     
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    i think the rule is talking about *other* people's families. ;)
     
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    yer husband is ********** and ****** not to mention ********. That's much better than your child that is ***** and ********.


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    Democrats? Damned for infidelity?

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    How'd that work out for Big Dawg?
     
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    Bulcrap....Clinton raped Juanita Broaderick and the dems supported him. He had an affair with a girl young enough to be his daugter and everybody supported him...

    There is no difference between the reps and the dems, they are both the scum of the earth and they are just thrilled that you are wasting your time fighting with each other over that instead of finding a decent candidate and a decent party.
     
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    Trajan conscientia mille testes

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    have you been drinking? :eusa_eh:
     
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