So Kids May Go To Jail For Shoplifting.What If Hillary Got Arrested For Shoplifting ??

[Rexx Taylor]

OK, Hypothetical. Hillary gets caught shoplifting, maybe jewelry or very expensive liquor. She gets processed, and later goes to trial.
So, what happens in the end when the Jury finds her guilty, but the Judge doesn't?
Lets hear some scenarios.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Hillary: at the time, i was very confused and had to rush home to pee.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

One must prove intent, as opposed to mindless impulse.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

One must prove intent, as opposed to mindless impulse.

and Hillary will come up with 10 "At The Time" excuses

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Hillary, ....At The Time I thought I had already paid for my stolen bottle of vodka

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

She just "forgot" to pay. She is not knowledgeable on the inner workings of a wallet.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

She just "forgot" to pay. She is not knowledgeable on the inner workings of a wallet.

Hillary, what happened was, I took the bottle of vodka off the shelves, then I had to go to the ladies room really bad! I really dont know how that bottle of vodka wound up inside me.

 

[The Irish Ram]

They just made her return all the stuff she stole from the White House....