The definitive guide to global warming :
Raining? Global warming!!
Dry? Global warming!!
Snow? Global warming!!!
No Snow? Global Warming!!!
Hot? Global Warming!!!
Cold? Global Warming!!!
Sleet? Global Warming!!!
No sleet? Global Warming!!!
Cloudy? Global Warming!!!
Sunshine? Global Warming!!!
Hail? Global Warming!!!
Not hailing? Global Warming!!!
Humid? Global Warming!!!
Arid? Global Warming!!!
Global Warming? Global Warming!!!
Global Cooling? Global Warming!!!......er.......well, uh, um,
Now we mean "Climate change caused by evil humans!!!"
Raining? Global warming!!
Dry? Global warming!!
Snow? Global warming!!!
No Snow? Global Warming!!!
Hot? Global Warming!!!
Cold? Global Warming!!!
Sleet? Global Warming!!!
No sleet? Global Warming!!!
Cloudy? Global Warming!!!
Sunshine? Global Warming!!!
Hail? Global Warming!!!
Not hailing? Global Warming!!!
Humid? Global Warming!!!
Arid? Global Warming!!!
Global Warming? Global Warming!!!
Global Cooling? Global Warming!!!......er.......well, uh, um,
Now we mean "Climate change caused by evil humans!!!"