Simple advice

[Merlin1047]

Men have two emotions, - hungry and horny.

If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

 

[Shattered]

Men have two emotions, - hungry and horny.

If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

...or he could just make his own damn sandwich.

 

[Merlin1047]

...or he could just make his own damn sandwich.

Well. No need to go and get all radical.

 

[Shattered]

How come it's always "Make me a sandwich, woman!", "Get me a beer, woman!"..?

How come it's never "Make me a quiche, woman!", "Get me an iced tea, woman!"..?

 

[Merlin1047]

How come it's never "Make me a quiche, woman!",

You thilly thing you.

Those guys live with other guys.

 

[5stringJeff]

You thilly thing you.

Those guys live with other guys.

Well said!