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    Men have two emotions, - hungry and horny.

    If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
     
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    ...or he could just make his own damn sandwich. :)
     
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    Well. No need to go and get all radical.

    :mm:
     
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    How come it's always "Make me a sandwich, woman!", "Get me a beer, woman!"..?

    How come it's never "Make me a quiche, woman!", "Get me an iced tea, woman!"..?
     
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    You thilly thing you.

    Those guys live with other guys.
     
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    Well said!
     

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