Shut Up N Play Yer Guitar

Discussion in 'Music' started by CrusaderFrank, Jan 19, 2011.

  1. CrusaderFrank

    CrusaderFrank Diamond Member

    May 20, 2009
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    I cannot have a serious discussion about guitar players with anyone who does not own SUNPYG. How? It's like talking about physics without knowing who Einstein was.

    The first guitar sound I heard that caught my attention was George Harrisons's feedback maybe-thumbnail-on-the-string intro to "I Feel Fine" The next unforgettable sounds was Clapton's Yardbird's "I Ain't Got you" solo. It was like he pinned the listener against the wall with his intensity

    I went though a Page Beck Hendrix and Blackmore frenzy but once you hear "Inca Road" or "Montana" it's really hard not to want more. Did you say you want some more? Well here's some more!

    SUNPYG is a 3 CD collection of nothing but solos. It dwarfs the creative output of every other famous guitar player just on the sheer volume and magnitude of the undertaking.

    And to answer the obvious, "Yeah, but Purple Haze/Stairway To Heaven/Tale OF Brave Ulysses is a better solo" comment, well you never once heard "Heavy Duty Judy" so how can you possibly judge?

    Disc: 1
    1. Five-five-FIVE
    2. Hog Heaven
    3. Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar
    4. While You Were Out
    5. Treacherous Cretins
    6. Heavy Duty Judy

    Disc: 2
    1. Variations On The Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression
    2. Gee, I Like Your Pants
    3. Canarsie
    4. Ship Ahoy
    5. The Deathless Horsie
    6. Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar Some More

    Disc: 3
    1. Beat It With Your Fist
    2. Return Of The Son Of Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar
    3. Pinocchio's Furniture
    4. Why Johnny Can't Read
    5. Stucco Homes
    6. Canard Du Jour
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  2. Bones

    Bones VIP Member

    Dec 27, 2010
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    I want a nasty little jewish princess
    With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
    A horny little jewish princess
    With a garlic aroma that could level tacoma
    Lonely inside
    Well, she can swallow my pride

    I want a hairy little jewish princess
    With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
    I want a steamy little jewish princess
    With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
    I don't want no troll
    I just want a yemenite hole

    I want a darling little jewish princess
    Who don't shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
    A vicious little jewish princess
    To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin
    All up inside
    I just want a princess to ride
    Awright, back to the top...everybody twist

    I want a funky little jewish princess
    A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
    A brazen little jewish princess
    With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
    She can even be poor
    So long as she does it with four on the floor

    I want a dainty little jewish princess
    With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
    A fragile little jewish princess
    With roumanian thighs, who weasels n lies
    For two or three nights
    Wont someone send me a princess who bites
    Wont someone send me a princess who bites
    Wont someone send me a princess who bites
    Wont someone send me a princess who bites

    More lyrics: Frank Zappa Lyrics

    Classic. Zappa is the pinnacle of humor/surrealist rock (and jazz, classical, and well...almost every style possible)

    As far as his technical material goes, it's awe-inspiring. Even his "simple" jams are gold.

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