shoplifter caught with three bottles of tequila in his pants

[horselightning]

Bend man accused of shoplifting dozens of bottles of alcohol now also charged with stealing 125 tools - KTVZ

A Bend man recently charged with stealing five-dozen bottles of alcohol from area stores after he was caught on security camera putting three bottles of tequila in his pants is now also charged with stealing 125 items from Harbor Freight Tools, found in a raid on his home, police said Friday.

ktvz.com

Bend man arrested after allegedly stealing tequila in pants

A Bend man was arrested earlier this month on suspicion of shoplifting 57 bottles of wine and alcohol from Bend-area liquor stores, according to a Bend Police press release, and

www.bendbulletin.com

wow how do you get out with your pants full of tequila bottles lol. dude 57 more stolen bottles of stolen alcohol at his home.

18, 000 dollars worth a liquor dang.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Was it Nancy Pelosi?

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

There's a party in my pants!!!

 

[Thunk]

I'VE GOT PANTS...THAT JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE

 

[toobfreak]

There's a party in my pants!!!

That's what she said last night!

 

[okfine]

Wow that's big news!

 

[The Duke]

 

[JOSweetHeart]

I guess that when there is no more room on the wall thanks to the bottles of beer, tequila is to go down a person's pants.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[horselightning]

Was it Nancy Pelosi?

lol could be michelle obama lol

 

[d0gbreath]

Bend man accused of shoplifting dozens of bottles of alcohol now also charged with stealing 125 tools - KTVZ

A Bend man recently charged with stealing five-dozen bottles of alcohol from area stores after he was caught on security camera putting three bottles of tequila in his pants is now also charged with stealing 125 items from Harbor Freight Tools, found in a raid on his home, police said Friday.

ktvz.com

Bend man arrested after allegedly stealing tequila in pants

A Bend man was arrested earlier this month on suspicion of shoplifting 57 bottles of wine and alcohol from Bend-area liquor stores, according to a Bend Police press release, and

www.bendbulletin.com

wow how do you get out with your pants full of tequila bottles lol. dude 57 more stolen bottles of stolen alcohol at his home.

18, 000 dollars worth a liquor dang.

It sounds like he's a non-drinker, selling the stuff.

 

[whitehall]

"Bend man"? What's a bend man? Is it a guy who can't stand straight with a gallon of alcohol in his pants?

 

[LeftofLeft]

He was trying to feed his family.

 

[JOSweetHeart]

^^^ What if his family members are not interested in tequila?

God bless you and them always!!!

Holly

P.S. I know that I am not, but if course that is just me because I am not interested in alcoholic beverages.

 

[horselightning]

just unemployed boozer more like