Shocking News from the DNC

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    Wait, they nominated John Kerry? When on earth were they planning to tell us they were doing this?!
     
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    What about the fat dude, M. & M.?

    We need a big fat ass in the Presidency, for a change. Wouldn't that be cool to have a big fat dude in the White house?
     
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    Taft. It'd be a pretty close contest to see who was fatter.
     
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    LOL, that fatty got in just because there was no TV and most of the press lacked photos, for the most part. He was indeed a fat man, and from what I read a pretty pathetic president.


    But look at it this way.


    The best thing about a massive fatty in the White House is the Presidential Rascal(tm) he gets to drive around in.

    And it's not just a standard Rascal, but a souped up and custom job with all the firepower and electronics a president needs to wipe out a country like France with a press of a button.

    And he drives around in shorts and a t-shirt. All the elite skinnies in the world leadership get to watch this fat American roll in and we'll see the whole room go quite. The nuclear football is built into the armrest. And he's wearing shorts and a tshirt with a cupholder and a piece of KFC in his lap.

    And lot's of other custom panels built and nobody knows really what he can do with a press of a button.

    And he needs to be a massive prick, like Michael Moore. A real asshole. He rolls in to some summit on his rascal and the whole room goes silent.

    All those jokes about American fatties, totally snuffed.

    We'll see some respect for our sloppy fatty from a bunch of preppy looking world leaders and we'll enjoy every minute of it.

    I want a sloppy fat dude in a motorized chair who farts in public and has chicken grease running down his chin. And I want to see Chiric suck it up and go over and kneel down so he can shake his greasy hand. Yeah baby!

    The FAT DUDE! :dance:
     
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    Wipe out France, huh. So it's like a, uh...cap gun? At the most, it would take a BB gun.
     
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    This thread is starting to make sense, wipe out France! Hmmm.
     
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    :confused:

    All this time I thought it was going to be Howard Dean.
     

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