SHARK Watch - Summer 2015

[IsaacNewton]

Shark caught off North Carolina.

The humans strike back as a shark wanders too close to the shore and is captured. He will be flown to Dick Cheney's home dungeon and water boarded so we can learn where the other sharks are hiding. They may have to use the much more difficult technique of air boarding.

Sharks - 8
Humans - 1

Winner plays the USA women's soccer team for the title.

 

[RosieS]

The people of the Carolinas had better quit eating BBQ if they ever expect to swim this summer.

Having wings and legs already sauced is just too tempting for the sharks.

Regards from Rosie

 

[IsaacNewton]

Yes that is overkill. Pre-basting before swimming, a NO on the checklist.

 

[blastoff]

No need to capture any of these sharks. They're all JVs and thus nothing to be concerned with in a dismissive way, sort of like how Barry downplayed the ISIS youngsters.

 

[IsaacNewton]

No need to capture any of these sharks. They're all JVs and thus nothing to be concerned with in a dismissive way, sort of like how Barry downplayed the ISIS youngsters.

Bush isn't concerned with Osama Shark Laden, he doesn't think about him. Even though he killed 3,000 Americans.

You'd think for a president, that would have been his top priority.