"Democrat John Kerry joked about President Bush's weekend bicycle accident by comparing the president to a child, Internet newshound Matt Drudge reported yesterday." "Kerry told reporters in front of cameras, 'Did the training wheels fall off?' Kerry, presenting himself mature adult ready to take the helm of leadership of America, may be among the few public figures of late to have actually gone "Off Record" while on camera, among jounalists, and in a public forum. "The Record" remains a hollowed tradition of the elites, a binding vow of silence at one moment and a hidden tape recorder the next. While the conditions for establishing "The Record" vary, juvenille, spitefull comments from a leading Democratic candidate are very difficult to secure, depending entirely upon the maturity and respect of the presentation. http://washingtontimes.com/national/20040523-112924-2653r.htm And the Washington Times said Fuck you. Hear this! Or not. Official Kerry-Speak, or just some stupid bullshit of his in person. Hmmm... the dillema. Fortunately, A.P. was first to determine the actual "On the Record" version and report the words Kerry meant to say. Wow, jeez, I'm so concerned and golly it's interesting that he rides bikes. Whodathunkit? In other news of this offhand, casual, perhaps even playfull comment, the New York Times has none. Nothing. Nada. Zip. Assholes.