Sayings you are sick of hearing~

[random3434]

Anything ending in "loonie"

even george clooney?

He makes me swoonie, I'd like to show him my moonie, if we could get a roomie, I'd rock him until he's loonie!

 

[hjmick]

' Our thoughts and prayers are with them"

Or, "He died doing what he loved."

Fuck you, somehow I'm sure he'd rather be breathing.

 

[goldcatt]

Christ on a cracker.
I mean, c'mon, if Christ were to be on anything, why something as boring as a cracker? Have some originality at least. Christ on a flaming pogo stick!

 

[Oddball]

' Our thoughts and prayers are with them"

Or, "He died doing what he loved."

Fuck you, somehow I'm sure he'd rather be breathing.

Meh...That one's O.K.

I'd rather die from a catastrophic airframe failure while doing aerobatics than wasting away from some awful inoperable malady.

 

[alan1]

Christ on a cracker.
I mean, c'mon, if Christ were to be on anything, why something as boring as a cracker? Have some originality at least. Christ on a flaming pogo stick!

But isn't it a cracker when you take communion? And isn't supposed to be the flesh of christ? Freakin cannibalistic catholics anyways.

 

[Luissa]

gosh darn it! or frick
I mean if you are going to swear just fucking swear.

 

[Phoenix]

Totally bootietarded-gate!!!!

Like totally bootietarded-gate?

 

[goldcatt]

Christ on a cracker.
I mean, c'mon, if Christ were to be on anything, why something as boring as a cracker? Have some originality at least. Christ on a flaming pogo stick!

But isn't it a cracker when you take communion? And isn't supposed to be the flesh of christ? Freakin cannibalistic catholics anyways.

Got me. I thought it was bread.

 

[hjmick]

gosh darn it! or frick
I mean if you are going to swear just fucking swear.

"I don't swear just for the hell of it. Language is a poor enough means of communication. I think we should use all the words we've got. Besides, there are damn few words that anybody understands." - Spencer Tracy, Inherit the Wind

 

[alan1]

Christ on a cracker.
I mean, c'mon, if Christ were to be on anything, why something as boring as a cracker? Have some originality at least. Christ on a flaming pogo stick!

But isn't it a cracker when you take communion? And isn't supposed to be the flesh of christ? Freakin cannibalistic catholics anyways.

Got me. I thought it was bread.

I'm pretty sure it's christ as a cracker.

 

[Phoenix]

"Life isn't fair."

 

[Oddball]

"Life isn't fair."

Well, it ain't.

Life's tough...shit happens...wear a fucking helmet.

 

[Phoenix]

Well, it ain't.

Life's tough...shit happens...wear a fucking helmet.

"I don't give a rat's ass."

Who does? And why a rat's ass? Makes no sense whatsoever.

 

[goldcatt]

But isn't it a cracker when you take communion? And isn't supposed to be the flesh of christ? Freakin cannibalistic catholics anyways.

Got me. I thought it was bread.

I'm pretty sure it's christ as a cracker.

Must be a Catholic thing. We used to get bread and grape juice.

 

[BasicGreatGuy]

Another annoying thing is adding 'gate' to the end of any scandal.

Etymologygate. I think the thread is rather scandalous in that regard.

 

[goldcatt]

Another annoying thing is adding 'gate' to the end of any scandal.

Etymologygate. I think the thread is rather scandalous in that regard.

 

[Dr.House]

"speaks volumes"

I hate that...

 

[hjmick]

But isn't it a cracker when you take communion? And isn't supposed to be the flesh of christ? Freakin cannibalistic catholics anyways.

Got me. I thought it was bread.

I'm pretty sure it's christ as a cracker.

 

[Si modo]

Floccinaucinihilipilification is so overused.

 

[Centrism'sVoice]

X "is the new" Y.

I loathe that fucktarded slice of languagegate.