Saturday Night.. Sex Lies

[syrenn]

you mean consoling some poor dude who came before she was ready ?

Or.. didn't even get that far

So, do I get another question?

Come again, what is the question ?

 

[Shadow]

Ah.. Have you ever said, " it's alright.. I enjoyed it anyway"....?

No...can't say I ever did.

Sheez.. how about .. WHAT.. no way..

Well...lumps...I didn't say I never had mediocre sex...just never consoled anyone about their performance.

 

[Lumpy 1]

No...can't say I ever did.

Sheez.. how about .. WHAT.. no way..

Well...lumps...I didn't say I never had mediocre sex...just never consoled anyone about their performance.

If it's mediocre .. who's to blame...?

 

[Shadow]

Sheez.. how about .. WHAT.. no way..

Well...lumps...I didn't say I never had mediocre sex...just never consoled anyone about their performance.

If it's mediocre .. who's to blame...?

Both of us...I wasn't really that into the sex anymore because the relationship was fizzling. He was an ass anyway... and didn't deserve to be consoled.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Ya Lumpy-----are we still talking about sex, lies and video tapes here ??

Just going with the flow.. Doc

better than politics--wtf

No kidding..

 

[Shadow]

Just going with the flow.. Doc

better than politics--wtf

No kidding..

So...Lumpy be honest. Have you ever lied to a woman about sex?

 

[dilloduck]

AHEMMMM Lumpy ?????

 

[Lumpy 1]

better than politics--wtf

No kidding..

So...Lumpy be honest. Have you ever lied to a woman about sex?

Maybe... I'm far more interested in you though..

 

[Shadow]

No kidding..

So...Lumpy be honest. Have you ever lied to a woman about sex?

Maybe... I'm far more interested in you though..

Stop flirting...and answer the question.

 

[Lumpy 1]

So...Lumpy be honest. Have you ever lied to a woman about sex?

Maybe... I'm far more interested in you though..

Stop flirting...and answer the question.

Only if you're wearing leathers and a whip....

 

[dilloduck]

Maybe... I'm far more interested in you though..

Stop flirting...and answer the question.

Only if you're wearing leathers and a whip....

Cmon Lumpy---quit fucking around and answer the question

 

[Shadow]

Stop flirting...and answer the question.

Only if you're wearing leathers and a whip....

Cmon Lumpy---quit fucking around and answer the question

And you can answer the question too now...

 

[dilloduck]

Only if you're wearing leathers and a whip....

Cmon Lumpy---quit fucking around and answer the question

And you can answer the question too now...

fuck you Shadow-----quit helping him dodge the question

 

[Phoenix]

Does it count if the dude is doing his best and you're staring up at the ceiling, mumbling only halfway to yourself, "beige. definitely beige. No, no, eggshell. Hmmmm ... ecru? Taupe? No, too dark. Maybe just an off-white would be good. Not high-gloss, something soft ..."

 

[Lumpy 1]

Cmon Lumpy---quit fucking around and answer the question

And you can answer the question too now...

fuck you Shadow-----quit helping him dodge the question

You 2 need to work this out.. I'm sensing sexual tension...

 

[dilloduck]

And you can answer the question too now...

fuck you Shadow-----quit helping him dodge the question

You 2 need to work this out.. I'm sensing sexual tension...

still no answer ????

 

[Lumpy 1]

Does it count if the dude is doing his best and you're staring up at the ceiling, mumbling only halfway to yourself, "beige. definitely beige. No, no, eggshell. Hmmmm ... ecru? Taupe? No, too dark. Maybe just an off-white would be good. Not high-gloss, something soft ..."

Wow... I'll have to think out this...it counts for sure

 

[Lumpy 1]

Well.. there was this one young lady with braces on her teeth.. I told her I'd call her again but I didn't.. ah.. something embarrassing and painful happened ..

 

[dilloduck]

Well.. there was this one young lady with braces on her teeth.. I told her I'd call her again but I didn't.. ah.. something embarrassing and painful happened ..

They eventually get them braces off ya know.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Well.. there was this one young lady with braces on her teeth.. I told her I'd call her again but I didn't.. ah.. something embarrassing and painful happened ..

They eventually get them braces off ya know.

Trust me .. it was traumatic..

Now.. your true story...