Saturday Night.. Sex Lies

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    It's been a while and I don't know where Dr Dilloduck is... but what the heck.

    So have you ever lied to a partner about sex stuff?

    I recall being prepared to have sex with a busty young lady and by the time she unloaded the klennex, I considered it an extreme case of false advertising...:lol:
     
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    Yesterday, I told my wife of 14 years I was a virgin.
     
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    I'm sorry, I have no recollection of any such events.
     
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    Fine then..let's paint you avatar's butt... pumpkin orange then...
     
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    No way. I think Ravi has pumpkin butt trademarked.
     
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    What.. you're saying.. Ravi paints here butt orange....? mmm interesting..
     
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    It's hard, you know?

    I'm frigid, so the Big O? It ain't happening with a partner, unfortunately.

    But I know my husband loves me, and when he tries his BEST, Just For ME?

    Cripes... I've got to make it good, BACK, for him.

    If that means sounding like I'm cumming?

    I'm there.
     
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    Wow.. right into the juicy stuff... well kinda
     
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    Huh.. Kinda sounds like a small problem..
     
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    more of a paradox.
     

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