jillian
Princess
Well, Jewish people aren't allowed to move to Florida until they are 70, so you have some time to wait.
Canadians are allowed in at 60.
However, if you are Jewish Canadian, the age limit lowers to 55. If you are a male Jewish Canadian with sandals and white socks, white belt and shorts, you have a free lifetime pass.
if you're jewish from new york and don't go to florida by a certain age, they send a golf car to come and get you.
(with thanks to jerry seinfeld)
THATS the joke I was looking for. I was kinda winging it and made up my own,
you did good! jerry would be proud.