Sarah Palin farts. (This is astonishing)

[xotoxi]

BREAKING NEWS: Putin reared his head and came into the airspace of the United States of America, only to be turned away by a Sarah Palin fart!

 

[xotoxi]

Did you hear that???

No. Of course you didn't.

Sarah Palin just passed a silent fart.

 

[ekrem]

Sometimes I ask myself, how a relatively unknown woman has made it up to a vice-president candidate, whilst she is clearly not qualified.
Nepotism it was probably not.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

This thread is a gas! When reading about it, I just couldn't pass it.

 

[Jeremy]

I just Googled "USArmyRetard sniffs deeply when Sarah Palin farts" and this thread was #1 on the list!!!

And I just made it....

#1​

(see below)

 

[Vanquish]

Did you hear that???

No. Of course you didn't.

Sarah Palin just passed a silent fart.

She passed it without telling people what was IN IT? *gasp* Oh MY GAWD!!

 

[Jeremy]

Holy stinky moose knuckle Batman.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Okay.........we know she farts, but the question is..........

Does she queef?

 

[uscitizen]

Ahh those SBD's are lots of fun in an elevator.

 

[HUGGY]

Oh POOF! This thing has spread it's deadly odor onto more sites than I care to look up on the GOOGLE!!!



I just like to think back in the morning to where it all started.. USMB!!!! We were #1 for a minute!!

Good JOB!!!!

 

[Mr. H.]

O'zmar. That's Irish isn't it?

 

[Ozmar]

O'zmar. That's Irish isn't it?

I do have Irish ancestry.

 

[Ozmar]

I just Googled "USArmyRetard sniffs deeply when Sarah Palin farts" and this thread was #1 on the list!!!

A pretty fucking short list!

 

[NYcarbineer]

Okay.........we know she farts, but the question is..........

Does she queef?

Yeah, but after all her breeding and whelping, she's a baritone.

 

[uscitizen]

I just Googled "USArmyRetard sniffs deeply when Sarah Palin farts" and this thread was #1 on the list!!!

A pretty fucking short list!

We Americans are easially amused. Just check our prime time TV sometime.

 

[Ozmar]

I just Googled "USArmyRetard sniffs deeply when Sarah Palin farts" and this thread was #1 on the list!!!

A pretty fucking short list!

We Americans are easially amused. Just check our prime time TV sometime.

I'm pretty easily amused.

 

[Jeremy]

A pretty fucking short list!

We Americans are easially amused. Just check our prime time TV sometime.

I'm pretty easily amused.

I think we all have to be to post here.

 

[Sarah G]

Ahh those SBD's are lots of fun in an elevator.

Everyone always knows who did it. Something to do with the look on your face..

 

[Ozmar]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPr2NGv3xcc[/ame]

 

[uscitizen]

Ahh those SBD's are lots of fun in an elevator.

Everyone always knows who did it. Something to do with the look on your face..

Not if you master your poker/management face.