Santa Found Dead

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    Bad year for celebrities.

    It’s an archaeological find that’s sure to break children’s hearts around the world.

    The tomb belonging to Saint Nicholas — the original Santa Claus — may have just been discovered under an ancient church in Demre in southern Turkey, according to archaeologists.

    The previously undiscovered tomb was found during electronic surveys that showed gaps beneath the church.

    “We believe this shrine has not been damaged at all, but it is quite difficult to get to it as there are mosaics on the floor,” Cemil Karabayram, head of Antalya’s Monument Authority, told the Turkish Hurriyet Daily News, according to the Telegraph.

    Saint Nicholas was a 4th-century bishop believed to have been born in Myra, now modern-day Demre in Antalya province.

    http://nypost.com/2017/10/04/archaeologists-discover-the-tomb-of-santa-claus/
     
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    WHY WOULD THEY DIG IT UP? That's gross and weird and everything.
     
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    to find out what it is.
     
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    Doesn’t say they disturbed the bones. But it would be cool using Santa’s femurs as drum sticks
     
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    Duh! To see if he's got any toys and to get his list of naughty and nice. SMH!
     
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    Cool! They can trace his DNA. Probably leads right up to the democrat party.
     
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    Santa Claus's found dead before Trump = 0
     
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    If you're an archaeologist, it's like a Christmas present to open.
     
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    A Christmas present from Santa!
     
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    "Santa found dead"

    No, he's just sleeping.
     
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